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Demonized Wall Paper!

by D wiltshire in

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years ago i studied with a couple, that told me of an elder that studied with them years before.. they were having marital discord at the time and this elder was famous for finding demon posessed objects.. so this elder while conducting his study and talking about their marital problems asked them if perhaps they may have inadvertently brought home a demon posessed object, and that this was the cause of their domestic problems.. well they went through their whole apartment with this elder to see if they could find anything, but were unsucessfull.

finally when in the kitchen the elder said he felt strange and that something in the kitchen must be causing it, they looked and looked but nothing.. but when the elder touched the walls of the kitchen, he felt the presents of something there on the walls that could be the causing of their problems.

so they dung into the wall of the kitchen and found that it was painted over a couple layers of old wall paper.. guess what was one of the pictures they found on one of the layers of wall paper?.

closer2fine

I think my vibrator is demonized.

I think I see God when I use it.

(just kidding)

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Is God a SF giants fan?

by Stealth in

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did anyone else notice barry bonds of the san francisco giants thanking god after he hit home run number 67?.

could god have been to preoccupied with bonds breaking mark mcguires home run record to answer the prayers of thousands who perished in the wtc?

closer2fine

teejay,

Can I assume by your silence that you admit defeat?????

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Is God a SF giants fan?

by Stealth in

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did anyone else notice barry bonds of the san francisco giants thanking god after he hit home run number 67?.

could god have been to preoccupied with bonds breaking mark mcguires home run record to answer the prayers of thousands who perished in the wtc?

closer2fine

God often in his divine desire to lend support to those so misfortunate, may in fact give the impression that his interest in those who are so illiterate, misguided, sister-marrying, boot-legging, pig-humping heathens in Arkansas and Oklahoma are in his favor. To imply that the poverty stricken Ozarks or the barren dustbowl of Oklahoma is God's Country is just blasphemous.

Remember if God isn't a Longhorn, why did he make the sunsets beautiful burnt orange?

Now to address the issue of America's Team, Dallas was America's team until the native Texan Jimmy Johnson finally listened to the words of 1 Cor 15:33.

As far as the current Dallas team, I believe this month's issue of Texas Monthly summed it up best:

Hook em!!

closer

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Anyone here from Pa.?

by claudia in

anyone here from pa?

closer2fine

I used to live in Doylestown.

Knew (and still know) people from:

Quakertown
Souderton
Lansdale
Drexil Hill
Ardmore
Green Lane

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Heh Look At Me!!

by closer2fine in

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i'm a "master member".

tee hee!.

edited for :outsider_looking_in.

closer2fine

I'm a "Master Member"

Tee Hee!

I know, I'm really sad.

Edited for :outsider_looking_in

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Is God a SF giants fan?

by Stealth in

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friends

did anyone else notice barry bonds of the san francisco giants thanking god after he hit home run number 67?.

could god have been to preoccupied with bonds breaking mark mcguires home run record to answer the prayers of thousands who perished in the wtc?

closer2fine

I guess I should have been more specific.

God is no Baseball fan.

God prefers the likes of Football.

Highschool, College, sometimes Pro.

He recently removed his holy spirit from the Dallas Cowboys & now backs the Houston Texans.

He is also a huge Longhorn fan (University of Texas)

"Hook em Horns" -- God September 29th, 2001

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Countdown to Christmas......

by individuals wife in

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well, i started today.... christmas shopping!

i have been waiting a long time for this pleasure and i couldn't wait another day!

well, it is only 12 weeks to go!!!

closer2fine

HMMMMM - what's there not to get?

I love Christmas time. I've celebrated for the last 10 years.
I love buying gifts.
I love the smell of the tree - the way it looks all lit up.
I love bundling up and heading out to pick it out.
I love decorating it.
Hanging the stockings,
burning the "Smell of Christmas" candles,
cooking a turkey & ham all day for company,
egg nog,
candy canes,
pictures of my daughter with Santa,
the music,
Silent Night,
Robert Earl Keen's Christmas song,
the excitement of the kids when all the presents are under the tree, my excitement when all the presents are under the tree,
my husband's special recipe for Christmas Margaritas,
my list goes on....

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