Demonized Wall Paper!

by D wiltshire 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    Years ago I studied with a couple, that told me of an elder that studied with them years before.

    They were having marital discord at the time and this elder was famous for finding demon posessed objects.
    So this elder while conducting his study and talking about their marital problems asked them if perhaps they may have inadvertently brought home a demon posessed object, and that this was the cause of their domestic problems.

    Well they went through their whole apartment with this elder to see if they could find anything, but were unsucessfull. Finally when in the kitchen the elder said he felt strange and that something in the kitchen must be causing it, they looked and looked but nothing.

    But when the elder touched the walls of the kitchen, he felt the presents of something there on the walls that could be the causing of their problems. So they dung into the wall of the kitchen and found that it was painted over a couple layers of old wall paper.

    Guess what was one of the pictures they found on one of the layers of wall paper?
    One layer of wall paper had the patern of the sun. The elder felt they had found the route cause of their marital problems: (demonized sun worshipping wall paper).

    Well the elder gave them strong encouragement to either leave their apartment or get rid of the wall paper. They had a nice apartment and didn't want to leave so they started right a way to strip the paint and wall paper off the kitchen wall.

    They made quite a mess stripping the walls, and since the landlord lived on the first floor he found out and was furious, so he had them evicted.

    If someone lived a trillion X longer than you, and had a billion X more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?
  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    ooooo i hate it when that happens .. ROTFL! Demonised underpants were big when I was a lad

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    I think my vibrator is demonized.

    I think I see God when I use it.

    (just kidding)

    closer

    Mean People Produce
    Little Mean People

  • professor
    professor

    What a disappointment! I thought you were going to provide demonized wallpaper for my desktop!

  • alliwannadoislive
    alliwannadoislive

    are devilled mushrooms bad too ?

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka

    was this guy carrying a divining rod at the time?

    ashitaka

    "I pray that I may never see the desert again-hear me God."-Robert Bolt

  • D wiltshire
    D wiltshire

    ashitaka,

    was this guy carrying a divining rod at the time?

    No, he was just was a little nutty.

    If someone lived a trillion X longer than you, and had a billion X more reasoning ability would he come to the same conclusions as you?
  • Teirce
    Teirce

    Satan made a special appearance in the msoke of the WTC.

    http://9news.com/newsroom/13294.html

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    This is a true story, isn't it? What a nut job - I think 'ole Brother Elder needs a nice visit in a straight jacket via a dark unmarked van to the nearest mental institution.

  • larc
    larc

    I always liked deviled eggs, but I would eat them up before they could cause any trouble. The devil doesn't like stomach acid. I did the same thing with devil's food cake.

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