Sorry, he's not for sale. I already have plans for him (shhhhhhhhhh! don't tell my husband - he thinks Canadians are only good for cleaning & changing tires)
I think I got a pretty good deal, don't you??
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Why can't we own Canadians?
by closer2fine inlaura schlessinger is a us radio personality who dispenses advice to.
i have tried asking, but most women take offense.. d) lev.
he violates lev.
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by FrightMare inif most of you were jw's at one time, am i right in assuming that most of you are uneducated?
anyone here actually have a degree of some sort?
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I have a Bachelor of Science degree.
I currently make $0.00 an hour as a stay-at-home mom.
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Why can't we own Canadians?
by closer2fine inlaura schlessinger is a us radio personality who dispenses advice to.
i have tried asking, but most women take offense.. d) lev.
he violates lev.
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Naeblis, here is a photo of your most feared military unit taking a hit (hee hee)
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Why can't we own Canadians?
by closer2fine inlaura schlessinger is a us radio personality who dispenses advice to.
i have tried asking, but most women take offense.. d) lev.
he violates lev.
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Naeblis,
Your secret weapons are a bunch of grass-smoking, draft-dodging hippies!
Waiting,
I paid a whopping $39.95 US - no tax - but I have to pay delivery charges. They did promise "satisfaction guaranteed"
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Why can't we own Canadians?
by closer2fine inlaura schlessinger is a us radio personality who dispenses advice to.
i have tried asking, but most women take offense.. d) lev.
he violates lev.
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HA HA
Naeblis doesn't know it yet, but I just bought him online at Ebay.
Got a good price too.
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Why can't we own Canadians?
by closer2fine inlaura schlessinger is a us radio personality who dispenses advice to.
i have tried asking, but most women take offense.. d) lev.
he violates lev.
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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to
people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that as an
observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to
Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance.
The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident,
which was posted on the Internet:Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other
specific laws and how to follow them.a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in
her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality.I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27.How should they die?
i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16)Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like
we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident
you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
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by scary_goat2000 ini just recently learned of the wt's un connection.
like many of you here i am shocked.. does anyone have any wt (or any pub) with statements that spell out the fact that it would be wrong for jw's to be associated with an org like the un.
read between the lines and yes you can get there, i'm looking for concrete statements that make association with the un an issue.. scary
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More from Trevor Scott:
· Awake! November 22, 1998, pg. 3-7
· Awake! July 22, 1999, pg. 3
· Awake! July 22, 1999, pg. 31
· Awake! May 8, 1999, pg. 31
· Awake! September 22, 1999, pg. 5-7
· Awake! January 8, 1999, pg. 13
· Awake! January 8, 1999, pg. 31
· Awake! June 22, 1999, pg. 15closer
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by scary_goat2000 ini just recently learned of the wt's un connection.
like many of you here i am shocked.. does anyone have any wt (or any pub) with statements that spell out the fact that it would be wrong for jw's to be associated with an org like the un.
read between the lines and yes you can get there, i'm looking for concrete statements that make association with the un an issue.. scary
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Trevor Scott posted this:
“The UN, then, is actually a revival of the scarlet-colored wild beast.” (Revelation – Its Grand Climax At Hand, pg. 248)
“Details supplied in the prophecy help us to identify this symbolic beast as a peace organization that came into existence in 1919 as the League of Nations (a ‘disgusting thing’) and that is now the United Nations.” (The Watchtower, May 1 1999, pg. 17)
“In the major fulfillment of the sign, the disgusting thing is the League of Nations and its successor, the United Nations.” (The Watchtower, March 15 1990, pg. 8)
“From its inception, this body has also had the great harlot riding on its back, visibly associated with it and trying to guide its destiny. For example, on its 20th anniversary, in June 1965, representatives of the Roman Catholic Church and the Eastern Orthodox Church, together with Protestants, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and Muslims—said to represent two thousand million of earth’s population—assembled in San Francisco to celebrate their support and admiration of the UN.” (Revelation – Its Grand Climax At Hand, pg. 243)
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Is God a SF giants fan?
by Stealth indid anyone else notice barry bonds of the san francisco giants thanking god after he hit home run number 67?.
could god have been to preoccupied with bonds breaking mark mcguires home run record to answer the prayers of thousands who perished in the wtc?
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Ha Ha! Just having some fun with you!
Actually my hubby and I live in the Northeast now (sigh) - I do enjoy this time of year though. Last time we spent Christmas in Texas we were in shorts sipping margaritas on the patio.
My husband's highschool football coach was from Arkansas. We have friends from El Dorado who say that Arkansas is really beautiful.
Sooooooooooooieeeeeeeeeeeee on that note, enjoyed chatting with you!
Ms. Closer
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Is God a SF giants fan?
by Stealth indid anyone else notice barry bonds of the san francisco giants thanking god after he hit home run number 67?.
could god have been to preoccupied with bonds breaking mark mcguires home run record to answer the prayers of thousands who perished in the wtc?
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Georgia 34, Arkansas 23
Texas 42, Texas Tech 7
I think this weekends' scores say it all.
I've already purchased my tickets to Pasadena, you? Probably not, bet you are planning on driving to Houston for the Galleryfurniture.com Bowl. That is..... if Arkansas can somehow win 5 games.
Predicting Texas to win by 14 over Miami or Florida in the Rose Bowl- it doesn't matter (they are all swamp suckers anyway)
Hook em
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