i'm not talking about the homo thing here.. i am very different.
i learn differently.
i am odd, very eccentric sense of humor.. i have decided that instead of trying to get one doctorate degree that i am going to try and get several bachelors degrees in different areas of interest.. i like too many things to concentrate on one subject.. i have worked at the same type of job for the last 20 years and have never been happy.
instead of trying to get one doctorate degree that I am going to try and get several bachelors degrees
Fortunately, you have four years before you have to make that a final decision. Time enough to change your mind a few times, if you decide you want to.
COMF
Ah, love! could you and I with Him conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits--and then
Re-mould it nearer to the heart's desire!
been a while since i was on here - needed to get away for a bit but im back now.
hope evreyones ok. and no - you are'nt getting rid of me that easily :p
Hi your ownself. :)
Ah, love! could you and I with Him conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits--and then
Re-mould it nearer to the heart's desire!
if anybody can recomend a good stereo it would be appreciated.. brand doesnt matter.
just something that will rock the house.
Yep, yep, yep... having made do with various ghetto blasters for the past 20 years, I'm at a point now where it's time to invest in some quality stuff. I'd be interested in the observations of those with some experience, too.
Ah, love! could you and I with Him conspire
To grasp this sorry scheme of things entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits--and then
Re-mould it nearer to the heart's desire!
is it just me or does it seem that everytime a celebrities star starts to fade they always give an interview saying that they were abused as a child?
look at that other whale, roseanne, after her ratings started to go for a cowshit she announces that she too was "abused" as a child.i mean,why do they not make revelations like this when they are at their peak?
just think for a moment and i`m sure you can come up with a few more.oh,and i apologize to all the whales everywhere.....
Look at that other whale
Wow, you just made your own rating soar by comparison, huh.
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
subject: fw: decipthering personal ads.
> > > >> > > > > handy dictionary to decipher personals ads.
> > > > > > > > women's ads.
Here we go...
Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................... 49 and counting fast
Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends
Athletic.................... No tits
Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated
Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster
Free spirit................. Junkie
Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................... Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic
New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned............... Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded................. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................ Certified Bitch
Redhead..................... Bad dye-job
Reubenesque................. Grossly Fat
Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors d oeuvres tray
Voluptuous.................. Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height. Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart.............. Old bat
MEN'S ADS
40-ish...................... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic.................... Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking............. Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated.................... Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit................. Banging your sister
Friendship first............ As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun......................... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking................ Arrogant
Very good looking........... Dumb as a board
Honest...................... Pathological Liar
Huggable.................... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Mature...................... Older than your father
Open-minded................. Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit.............. Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet........................ Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive................... Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.............. Gay
Spiritual................... Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable...................... Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful.................. Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
subject: fw: decipthering personal ads.
> > > >> > > > > handy dictionary to decipher personals ads.
> > > > > > > > women's ads.
Patio, here's a utility program that will format the text from email messages to get rid of all those >>>>>>>>'s.
COMF
- http://home.attbi.com/~fredsaw/Files/Email_Cleaner_201.zip
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
this is my jedi post!!!!!!
didn't think i'd ever make it, thought for sure simon would boot me out way before this.........
Of all the things one might aspire to accomplish in life, this is surely the pinnacle. I sweep my top hat from my head as I bow low.
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
its down in the drain and i can barely make it out but it's definitely showing signs that it is attracted to me.. how should i respond?.
joel
I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
Er-uh... er-uh... is that yo' hat?
(Edited because I thought better of the lyric I used first)
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
i would just like to thank everyone for the excellent posts that have appeared here on this site.
i esp would like to thank simon for making this possible.
i sincerely believe that the "net thang" will continue to play a role in helping jw who are sincerely searching for a confirmation that all their doubts and wondering over the years was not the result of them being spiritually weak.
Wrote you this in email, but figured I oughta put it up here, too.
I'll miss you, JT. I've loved reading your posts since way back when you were Elder on H2O and were always saying "U see that it doesn't matter, because YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT MAMA!" Take care, you and lady C, and keep plugging with the college studies. I hope I will meet you both in person someday.
Love,
Fred
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
all over the word this is a bigg problem today, we who hade children hade a bigg problem here i think, can you tell some of your expirienses, so many of you are angry on jw, but this is nothing if we copere whats happend widh young man and woman today, i myself have 2 sons who tell me that it is not dangerus, i am to old they say, i , waiting for your comments.. some say it is okey in dutch, and that mariujana is going to bee okey to,in several other countrys in europe.
, horribel , and scaring.
How to deal widh druggs
Selll themm too kidss onn thee playygroundd.
How NOT to fake bad English
Makee upp yourr ownn stupidd, illogicall errorss thatt nobodyy wouldd everr makee inn sincerityy.
Up from Earth's centre through the seventh gate
I rose, and on the throne of Saturn sate,
And many a knot unravel'd by the road;
But not the master-knot of human fate.
