When the core is rock rather than air, there's no need for bluster on the surface. If you know that you would kill, if necessary, with no compunction, then it is easier to tolerate a little foolishness without having to retaliate.
Posts by COMF
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19Are You All Talk?
by Guest 77 inyes, how bold are you.
i sense that some like to throw their weight around on forums of this nature.
in person, what are you like?
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Would You Date This Man?
by Windchaser in.
can you see this pic?
if so, would you date this man?
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COMF
I'm afraid he's not my type.
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I'm 40 today----YIKES!!!
by BoozeRunner in.
well, here i am....the big 40!!!
hey, this aint so bad.. boozy
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COMF
Congrats, Boozy! If you live to be 80, you're halfway there. Looking back from 49, I have to say, these past few years have been the best of my life. Hope it's true of you as well. May your second half be a wonderful experience and a daily delight.
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Man MAULED by LION During AWAKE Photo Shoot
by Funchback inhttp://www.miami.com/mld/miami/news/local/4309638.htm
panama city zookeeper mauled by lion .
panama city, fla. - a 500-pound african lion mauled a zookeeper who had stepped into the animal's cage thursday to pose for a magazine photo.. george koll, 61, was attacked in the head and throat by the male lion.
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COMF
How grateful we can be that Jehovah was protecting his people from harm, eh? Worldly people are a dime a dozen, but no witnesses were harmed during the filming of this episode.
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The Overbeer's New Toy
by Valis inwell, i've finally saved enough and w/a little help from the dealership i am now the proud owner of a honda shadow 600 vt....not quite a harley, but it rocks!
just thought i would share and let the wholesome apostate sisters that rides are only a nickle..... .
sincerely,.
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COMF
Ride, man! Tell the wind to pay the way.
Overbeer's new theme song
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All The Answers
by COMF inbilly graham, world-famous evangelist, has come to dallas, hallelujah!
and the advertising is all over the place.
one of the main slogans they're using in billboards and on the radio is, "he doesn't have all the answers... but he knows who does.".
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COMF
'Dude, Billy's okay by me. Did you see his frontpage headline today, about his pristine finances? I can respect that. As you pointed out, I'm just laughing at the misleading implication of the marketing slogan.
Shelby/AGuest/LifesWaterFree/Phoebe B. Bebe:
And p'haps Mr. Graham is just telling the truth, Captain. Sumthin' wrong with that? Tellin' the truth?
It's a great idea. You should try it sometime. You might like it.
Other than the fact folks don't want to HEAR the truth... and maybe the "good" Mr. Graham... like so many others... KNOWS that... and is countin' it?
You're drooling on your keyboard there, hon. Here, use this Kleenex.
Problem is... like most others... sooner or later... there's a 'cover charge' for that kind of 'truth'... sooner or later...
Okay, let's review. I quoted Billy's marketing slogan as being, "He doesn't have all the answers... but he knows who does." You showed up saying he's "just telling the truth" when he says that. Now you're telling me that there's a cover charge to be told that he doesn't have all the answers, but he knows who does. No, there's not, hon. It's plastered all over the billboards around town. You can read it from the highway, or listen to it on the radio. Try to keep your facts straight, please.
Of course, you're alluding to further statements Billy might make; statements I did not mention. So now you've joined the ranks of the threateners-for-a-cake. I'm going to pay a 'cover charge' if I don't listen. Wazzat, hon, I'm going to hell? Echo from the past: "You'll be destroyed at Har-Mageddon if you don't become a Jehovah's Witness." Second verse; same as the first. Everybody sing along with LifesWaterFree, now:
"You're going to Hell, COMF!"
A slave of Christ
No, just a bad poseur, too emotionally stunted to be able to let go of the charade.
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Here is who can sing the blues.
by happysunshine inmany blues songs begin with "woke up this mornin'..." this is to differentiate blues musicians from most other musicians, who sleep past noon.
"i got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line, like "i got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.
the nice thing about the blues is that once you've written the first line, you're pretty much done with the second line too.
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COMF
Adlibbing the blues is pretty easy, too, if you watch what syllable ends your lyric. For example:
I got rats in mah kitchen, roaches on the flo
I got rats in mah kitchen, roaches on the floOkay, immediately you have all kinds of opportunities for a third line:
Since mah baby lef', dis house ain't no home no mo
Got all kind of vermin, 'cep' mah baby... she gone out the do
An' all the food in mah Frigidaire is nasty and rotton to the co (just like my baby)
Ah wont mah baby back... make thangs lak dey was befo
Wish mah baby come back... but she gone fo good, dat lowdown skanky hoBut if, while adlibbing, you make an unfortunate choice of ending syllable in your first/second line:
I got rats in my kitchen, roaches in mah toaster
...then your obligatory rhyming third line is going to be a toughie.
Mah baby done lef'... she at Six Flags ridin' da rollercoaster
I'm 'on' write me a post about it, and go ta jw dot com and post 'er
I'm so mad at mah baby, if she come back I git me a kabob stick an' roast 'er (if she don' git me first)
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to my master, Know_You
by wasasister inmy dear know_you: .
having been moved by your recent posts, i find myself terrified by my precarious position as one associated with scurrilous apostate scum.
i have supped at the table of demons, cavorted with the devious likes of farkle, alanf, seven006, ginnytosken, and others of their ilk.
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COMF
Wuzzie, it's sooooo good to have you back! I haven't seen such inspired prose since your Gilligan's Island rewrite.
The elders started getting rough
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Do Atheist have Near Death Experiences?
by gumby inin a thread awhile back it was mentioned that there is no atheist.. after they have a "near death experience".. .
this was news to be.it was made to sound as though..... if an atheist had this experience....he was not an atheist after the experience.
i mentioned this to my wife.....a dub.
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Oh, them-uns?
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All The Answers
by COMF inbilly graham, world-famous evangelist, has come to dallas, hallelujah!
and the advertising is all over the place.
one of the main slogans they're using in billboards and on the radio is, "he doesn't have all the answers... but he knows who does.".
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Billy Graham, world-famous evangelist, has come to Dallas, hallelujah! And the advertising is all over the place. One of the main slogans they're using in billboards and on the radio is, "He doesn't have all the answers... but he knows who does."
Reason with me on this, now. Billy Graham was already famous when I was just a kid. That was like 35 years ago. And he's still going strong, apparently. So...
He doesn't know all the answers, right? But he knows who does, right? Okay, question for ya. If Billy doesn't know all the answers, what good does it do to know who does? I mean, if Billy hasn't been able to get 'em out of him in 35 years of international world-renowned evangelizing, how do I stand a chance of it?
And if you can't get the answers out of him, what good does it do to know that he's got 'em?