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  A Dream of Love

  by Farkel in

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  franz liszt defined the modern concert pianist.

  he was the first to turn the piano sideways so that the audience could see his profile.

  he was the first to play music from memory, without having someone to turn the pages of his music while he played.

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  Good talking to you again, Farkenstein.

  Folks: you're in for a treat... the sole extant recording of the incomparable Farkmeister in duet with an operatic diva. Stay tuned!
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  It's Snowing In Dallas!

  by COMF in

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  ...which is about as rare as hen's teeth.

  and it's sticking (at least, at the moment... 11:30 am)!

  i hope it keeps up all day and into the night.

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  Elsewhere, are you at the apartments at the corner of MacArthur and Royal Lane?
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  When You Were A JW, Were You A Pain In The Ass?

  by minimus in

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  honestly, when you were a witness, were you a pain in the ass?

  did you always tend to start trouble, whether knowingly or unknowingly?

  were you every elder's worst nightmare?

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  I was such a jerk, that if the me of today were to meet the me of back then, I'd whip my ass just because I needed it so badly.
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  A Dream of Love

  by Farkel in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  franz liszt defined the modern concert pianist.

  he was the first to turn the piano sideways so that the audience could see his profile.

  he was the first to play music from memory, without having someone to turn the pages of his music while he played.

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  I seem to have entered some unacceptable character in the last post. It won't accept the message, and it won't let me edit it.

  What I said was:

  Farkey, you are purely and surely going to waste. We must get you an agent and put you out on the touring circuit.
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  A Dream of Love

  by Farkel in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  franz liszt defined the modern concert pianist.

  he was the first to turn the piano sideways so that the audience could see his profile.

  he was the first to play music from memory, without having someone to turn the pages of his music while he played.

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  It's Snowing In Dallas!

  by COMF in

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  ...which is about as rare as hen's teeth.

  and it's sticking (at least, at the moment... 11:30 am)!

  i hope it keeps up all day and into the night.

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  Hi, Mike, and welcome! Yeah, we call it snow. In Dallas you take what you can get. If it puts two inches on the lawns overnight they'll shut down the schools and there'll be car wrecks all over the metroplex.

  Edited by - COMF on 12 January 2003 13:10:3
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  Believe It Or Not

  by WildTurkey in

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  a cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

  a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

  a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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  Sounds like "Did You Know" material for the Bo Roberts show (93.3 the Bone)

  I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

  Huh? (note that "Huh?" is a complete sentence)

  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

  Um... snakes...?

  A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

  I'm trying to imagine what this must sound like.

  Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

  I suspect you mean 12.

  The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

  Who does these studies, and why?
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  Bee Gees' Maurice Gibb - DEAD at 53

  by Prisca in

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  http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/story_44872.asp

  bee gee fans gather at hospital.

  fans of the bee gees gathered outside the hospital where singer maurice gibb is being treated after suffering a heart attack.

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  Dear lord, I know I've said I don't believe in you, and I've talked about never having seen any evidence that you exist, and all. If I was wrong about that, I apologize. I'm coming to you now, humbled and sincere, with a request... oh lord, please, if you truly are merciful, I beg you to look down on your lost sheep here on planet Earth, and find love in your heart for us, and, oh father, please, please...

  ...please don't let them start inundating the airwaves with that god-awful Beegees crap again just because one of 'em's died. Have mercy, father. In Jesus' name I ask it. Amen.

  Edited by - COMF on 12 January 2003 12:39:41
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  It's Snowing In Dallas!

  by COMF in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...which is about as rare as hen's teeth.

  and it's sticking (at least, at the moment... 11:30 am)!

  i hope it keeps up all day and into the night.

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  ...which is about as rare as hen's teeth. And it's sticking (at least, at the moment... 11:30 AM)! I hope it keeps up all day and into the night.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Hit With Abuse Suit

  by Parliament in

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  jehovah's witnesses hit with abuse suit

  sat jan 11,12:14 am et

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  In seeking at least $30,000

  Please tell me that's a typo.