I'm like Thirdson. What he said.
They fragrantly lied when Ray Franz was disfellowshipped
Ah yes, I remember that odor.
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Posts by COMF
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11Can "The Truth" Lie?
by ros inperhaps it is a matter of how one defines the words "truth" and "lie".
the watchtower society certainly permits their flock to hold some unique definitions of common words the rest of us take for granted.
for example, consider what we know to be jehovah's witnesses' general understanding of a few terms which might be defined thus:.
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New Song for the JW Songbook
by COMF in(sung to the tune of "woodstock").
i came upon a slave of man.
he was walking along the road.
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(sung to the tune of "Woodstock")
I came upon a slave of man
He was walking along the road
And I asked him, "Tell me, where are you going?"
This he told me:Said, "From door to door, trying to find some shmuck
That'll join in a Kingdom hall clan
Got to get as many as I can
To set my soul free."We are other sheep.
We're beholden.
We've no part in the ransom bargain
So we've got to earn our way
Back to the garden."You wouldn't want to walk here with me
'Cuz I cannot lose this fog
And I can't feel a single cog
Inside my head turning."And maybe it's the word of God
Oh, but maybe it's the word of man.
'Cuz not one old teaching stands
From a lifetime of learning."We are stark fools;
We're in prison.
We'll march out, right past the wardens
And we'll go find our own way
Back to the garden."By the time we got disfellowshipped
Our self-esteem was getting strong
And on the 'net were friends and vikings
And celebrationAnd I dreamed I saw the silent lambs
Bring the tower to its knees
Turning slaves out to be free
In every nation.We are smarter;
We're emboldened.
We don't need anybody's pardon
And inside ourselves we've found
We're in the ga-aa-aa-haaaaaarrrrrrrr---duuuuuunnnnnnn -
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Demonic sex
by philo ini'm not being a pervert, really.
i was just wondering whether there was a psychological explanation for why people (women, i think) experience sex, when there's nobody physically there.. there's a lot made of this in dubdom, so i'm thnking there couldbe a connection with the dub 'culture'.. just curious.. philo (honestly, but still a male)
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COMF
Paradise is where you find it, caballa roja.
Caballero COMF
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Demonic sex
by philo ini'm not being a pervert, really.
i was just wondering whether there was a psychological explanation for why people (women, i think) experience sex, when there's nobody physically there.. there's a lot made of this in dubdom, so i'm thnking there couldbe a connection with the dub 'culture'.. just curious.. philo (honestly, but still a male)
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What is your favorite nickname for the Society?
by slipnslidemaster ini've heard the borg alot.
one of the recent posts had the matrix.
some the firm.. i think that i like the matrix, so far.. what's yours?.
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And you know what you can do to mine.
Yes, but it's not my style. Check with Joelbear or San Francisco Jim. I'm sure one of them would be willing to oblige you.
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WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED!
by You Know infor some reason i can't post on the original topic about the fds on why the watchtower is doomed thread.
so i just started a new post.
as regards af's long-winded post on that thread, it is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about, and that you are merely trying to obfuscate the issue with this enormously long post.
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It is obvious to me that you don't know what you are talking about.
It was obvious to you that the end was coming in January 2000.
More stupidity on your part. Is there any end to it?
Although I have to give you credit for having nerve enough to say this in public, still I must ask: what's that date, again?
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Would like to make new friends all over again
by CathyM38 inhi, i'm cathy.
am new to the site; some of you know me by now.
i have been dfd since 1997 and without many friends since then and felt quite lost as im sure many of you know the feeling.
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Hiya, Cathy! It's good to see you finally made it out of the chat room and onto the board. Welcome!
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Report on Jacksonville losing WT convention
by expatbrit incity loses big convention .
by bill johnson, special to the daily record.
wash your car, it will rain.
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The WTS has no qualms about sending thousand of friends further away to a convention site at far greater personal expense.
I don't see it. When it's in your town, you don't have to travel but everybody else does. When it's in another town, you have to travel but the people who live there don't. Sending thousands of Jacksonvillians to Tampa also means thousands of Tampons won't have to travel. It balances out.
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Has anyone felt like leaving God altogether?
by lookingnow22 ini know that the answer is yes, but it would help me to hear your sentiments on this.
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after you decided that the wbts, and thus jw's were not god's chosen earthly organization did you feel like you wanted to leave and forget god altogether?.
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he told me I could go back to the JWs
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Apostate Update: "Prince"
by dshields1 innew license plate seen in brooklyn: apost8 .
prince in the watchtower kingdom.
the watchtower which is the mother organization of what are commonly referred to as jehovah's witnesses wants prince for his lyrical abilities says long time watchtower door knocker willie awake.
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What's a *&^%$# ?