Posts by MsMcDucket

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Hazeljane

by candidlynuts in

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you asked in your first post i'm just curious, is there anybody else on this sight from england, because everybody so far seems to be american or canadian.. cheers.

i'm american but yes there are some from england.. i posted this so they can say hi to you and welcome !

MsMcDucket

Hi Hazeljane! I'll think that you'll find that your cup runneth over with English Blokes here! Nice to have you here. I'm American, but we've all been IN the same place!

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i hadn't seen ladylee posting the last few days - it's not like her to leave without letting us know that she's going away, and i was getting worried, so i called her this morning.. she called me back... she's fine, but her computer is not.

it had a major crash a few days ago, and she's been trying to get it up and running ever since.. let's make sure she knows that she's missed!

MsMcDucket

LadyLee, I hope that you can get it fixed without having to spend major bucks. I just went through this with my daughter's computer. Thank goodness that my oldest daughter figured out how to reboot it. Hopefully, someone will help you out.

We miss you!

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Advice about men

by MsMcDucket in

15 pieces of advice to be passed on to your mom, your daughters or granddaughters, nieces, aunts, girlfriends, etc.

1. don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. what do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

MsMcDucket

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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"Help! my dad is watching Pornography" Cries of a JW teen.

by Dune in

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as some of you may know, i'm still an active witness and i'm still in the planning stages of my "escape".

i met a sister at a district convention a year ago and i've been talking to her on aim for a while.

i think she is very amusing considering that she is very intelligent and often voices her views on the doctrinal falicies of the wtbs, but when its my turn to give my two cents she makes it seem as if i'm the only poztate.

MsMcDucket

Thanks to the wonders of airbrushing, etc, there's no way I could compare. He was unhappy with my appearance and criticized me.

Serendipity, you mean that he couldn't tell that some of the women had plastic surgery? He couldn't see the tummy tuck lines or the implants? He couldn't see the weave? Wow! I'm glad that you let that one go. He sounds like he's living in a bubble.

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Welcome scorchio

by MissBehave in

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everyone say hello to scorchio.

i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.

and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.

MsMcDucket

I wonder if this is "Scorchio"? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=44591557

It could be just another guy that uses the same nick. When I found out that "Scorchio" was one of the neopets and how the poster was using sexual connotations with it, my brain went into crazy mommy mode! I had to find out about other things called "Scorchio".

This guy may not be our Scorchio.

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Welcome scorchio

by MissBehave in

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everyone say hello to scorchio.

i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.

and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.

MsMcDucket

yaknow.... my kids play a lot on www.neopets.com and one of the "pets" you can create is called a scorchio. I'm guessing this is just one helluva bored kid.

Skully, my daughter likes neopets too. Let's hope that this is a child and NOT a grown man.

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Just watchin out for my boys

by DigitalFokus in

guys beware

police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

many females use a date rape drug on the market called "beer".

MsMcDucket

DF, that's cute! I'm printing off for my guy!

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How to reply to the inevitable invitation to Memorial this year...

by nsrn in

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i'm anticipating a series of visitis from the witnesses to invite me to memorial.

every year i get a few with the preprinted invitation, a couple slightly old magazines, and big smiles.

these are people who i grew up with, who were kind to me, who honestly think my fade out will cost my eternal soul at the big a. these are the same people who pick up my elderly parents for meetings, bring them food when they are sick, and change their rusted out water heater for them in the dead of winter.

MsMcDucket

I've been doing this for 25 years now--you'd think I'd get over it !

Can you tell them that you suffer from agoraphobia and teletophobia, therefore, you can't leave the house?

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fluff warning My son.....

by bikerchic in

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is awesome!.

we just chatted on msn and we always take like forever to say good bye and it usually goes like this:.

him: okay gota go for real now .

MsMcDucket

My twin daughters came over yesterday to pick up my grandson to take him to a movie. I found myself angry at them. I could barely look at them. I don't know what's going on with me. I can't say anything about religion to them or they'll become angry and arrogant. I'm just not happy with them right now. I love them very much, but right now, it appears that our relationship is distancing.

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How DARE he?! This is why I'm still Single!!!

by stillAwitness in

well, i was dating this guy and its been a long time since i have even been with anyone that i thought was worthwhile.

i've been focusing on other things and with everything else going on with trying to gain my independance i just have not wanted to get caught up.

anyways, how dare the guy i was seeing call the whole jw mind-cult issue "stupid" when i tried to explain to him why i am the way i am (awful social skills, the simple excitement from just being around a new scene, etc.

MsMcDucket

Stilla did you ask him if he believes in God? If so, why? Then tell him that's stupid. Then say "How could anyone believe in/or not believe in God"? I bet he'd think you were a crazy-psycho-b*tch from hell. Then tell him that you were raised in this religion that you didn't choose it.

And if the guy doesn't understand that, kick 'em to the curb!