15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Advice about men
by MsMcDucket 16 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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collegegirl21
Lol... I love this!
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greendawn
It must be a woman with some disappointment with men that wrote these things. Not all men are immature and selfish mind you and men made virtually all the contributions when it comes to the development and expansion of science, philosophy and poetry/literature, with their immensely creative minds.
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MsMcDucket
Not all men are immature and selfish mind you and men made virtually all the contributions when it comes to the development and expansion of science, philosophy and poetry/literature, with their immensely creative minds.
Aren't we being a little bit too sensitive? It's just a joke. Love ya!
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ferret
MsMcDucket thanks for the laugh, a lot of truth in some of them.
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Frannie Banannie
It must be a woman with some disappointment with men that wrote these things. Not all men are immature and selfish mind you and men made virtually all the contributions when it comes to the development and expansion of science, philosophy and poetry/literature, with their immensely creative minds.
Greendawn, men also invent horrible instruments for torturing women in the name of medical care....like MAMMOGRAMS.....but I don't see any MANOGRAMS out there to squish men's scrotums to smithereens.
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ballistic
I invented that...
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Frannie Banannie
LOL, Ballistic! Figures!
Stillajwexelder, all I can see is a large empty box with a little red "x."
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