Posts by MsMcDucket

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.

MsMcDucket

Just get up there and say: "I really hate field service" and "Coming to the meetings" and "There's nothing wrong with having a blood transfusion" and you "Watch cartoons on Saturday" and you have "A plastic doll in your closet" and that you "Love blood sausage" and you "Regularly go to Hooters to look at women's chest" and that you have "The latest issue of Playboy underneath your mattress" and that you "Make up time for your time slip" and that "God told you his name wasn't Jehovah" and that "The Governing Body is a bunch of lunatics" and that you "Went to a baseball game and saluted the flag (and you had a good time)" and that you think "Your dog/cat will get a heavenly resurrection"...

feel free to add more!

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Suggestions on how to properly get disfellowshiped

by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

jw
friends

here is how i would like to get df'd.

during the service meeting of cource the announcement would be made.

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.

MsMcDucket

You could wind up in jail if you push it too far!

Hortensia, that would be news worthy! Jehovah's Witnesses puts man in jail for dressing like Darth Vader; but they protect child molesters in the congregation!

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Suggestions on how to properly get disfellowshiped

by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

jw
friends

here is how i would like to get df'd.

during the service meeting of cource the announcement would be made.

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.

MsMcDucket

...Don't forget to wear a fig leave over the crotch and the crack.

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Suggestions on how to properly get disfellowshiped

by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

jw
friends

here is how i would like to get df'd.

during the service meeting of cource the announcement would be made.

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.

MsMcDucket

Well, on second thought! You might not get a chance to take your mask off before everybody gets the heck outta Dodge! With all the angry people in the news burning down Kingdom Halls and stuff, you're going to have to streak through!

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Suggestions on how to properly get disfellowshiped

by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

jw
friends

here is how i would like to get df'd.

during the service meeting of cource the announcement would be made.

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.