Posts by MsMcDucket

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Nationwide elders' campaign to find JWs using www.myspace.com?

by rebel8 in

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this was posted on http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewthread&entryid=8659411&groupid=100205476&adtopicid=27&mytoken=0b2c7ba0-19a8-493e-b7d71de149831b6b768857454 yesterday.

is it true?

imbedding the page below.

MsMcDucket

I know of an elder that repairs computers. He even sold lap top computers to my twin daughters. He does computer networking stuff at his job. What are they going to do make him quit his job?

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Puns- Know any?

by Sparkplug in

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mahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.

produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

he also ate very little,.

Puns- Know any?

by Sparkplug in

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mahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.

produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

he also ate very little,.

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."

The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile.
He didn't have very much: his booty was only shin-deep

I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. He told me I was pair o' nerd.

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Puns- Know any?

by Sparkplug in

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mahatma gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which.

produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.

he also ate very little,.

MsMcDucket

This is probably a joke.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How come the monkey loss the tennis match? Because he was playing against a cheetah!

What do you call a pig with no legs? Groundhog! (I tell you. All I know is kid stuff!)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because their knee grows!

Ok, I guess I better let you know that I'm Black before you start throwing shoes at me.

Me before I got fatter!

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So who are we? And why are we here?

by MsMcDucket in

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are we someone's science project?

did two rocks collide and boom, ta-da, here's earth with people?

does our life have purpose?

MsMcDucket

A creationist believes there are superior intelligent beings that are interested in mankind some consrtuctively and some destructively and there is a lot more to life than what we see.

Ok, that sounds cool. I think I can go along with that theory. But then that brings in the supernatural and I'm kinda wavering on this supernatural stuff. And if that is true then we are "someone's science project". 100% weird! This crap will make you nuts!

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Add an Awake caption here!

by doodle-v in

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here is the original one:.

here is a blank one for you to add a caption to:.

have fun!

MsMcDucket

Should I take the red or the blue pill after this?

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So who are we? And why are we here?

by MsMcDucket in

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friends

are we someone's science project?

did two rocks collide and boom, ta-da, here's earth with people?

does our life have purpose?

MsMcDucket

Are we someone's science project? Did two rocks collide and boom, ta-da, here's earth with people? Does our life have purpose? Are we here to "Vindicate Jehovah's name?" Why do people hate one another? Why do people like the sound of music? Why do people dance? Why do people sing? Why do we procreate? Are there other people/beings on the stars out there?

Couldn't sleep, so I thought that I'd ask some of you philosophers out there just what the heck do you think about life?

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