Puns- Know any?

Sparkplug

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by
halitosis.

Frog

like your picture sparky, you're a real cutey:))...sorry no puns come to mind at present...frog x

Sparkplug

Thanks Frog!

( I was hoping that was not the beginning of a pun...)

theinfamousone

a little four year old girl told me this one... i dont know if its a joke or a pun...

why did the teddy bear say no to desert?

cuz he was stuffed...

he he... four year olds...

the infamous one

MsMcDucket

This is probably a joke.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

How come the monkey loss the tennis match? Because he was playing against a cheetah!

What do you call a pig with no legs? Groundhog! (I tell you. All I know is kid stuff!)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because their knee grows!

Ok, I guess I better let you know that I'm Black before you start throwing shoes at me.

Me before I got fatter!

The Chuckler

Q -Did you hear about the guy that swallowed a spoon?

A -He hasn't stirred since.

Q - Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night and wondered where the sun went?

A - It finally dawned on him?

Q - Did you hear about the horse rider, he wanted to go one way and the horse wanted to go another way?

A - The horse tossed him for it.

Q - What has one wheel and flies?

A - A wheelbarrow full of sh!t.

funkyderek

I love puns. There was a pun competition in my local paper, and I sent in ten puns hoping that at least one of them would win something.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

MsMcDucket

Ok here's some puns!

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."

The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile.
He didn't have very much: his booty was only shin-deep

I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. He told me I was pair o' nerd.

twinflame

The Truth That Leads to Everlasting Life......is that a pun?

mrsjones5

MsMcDucket youre black?!

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