and know's his wine
(HAHAA. Your hilarious bro)
Because this elder stripper
dezpbem
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anyone up for the 3 /4 word story game?
by dezpbem inyesturday some of us had a great time playing the 3 word game.
i didn't get much done at work while doing it though!
with one change...instead of 3 words you have the choice of 3 or 4 as you go.. we make a story by everyone posting 3 words at a time.
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JW Urban Ledgends - Fact or Fiction?
by clear2c ingrowing up as a jehovahs wittness my parents used to rationalize or have a urban ledgends reguarding why we could not do something or why something was evil/bad.
some of these i have heard in various forms around here in the forums.
here are some expamples of what i mean.
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HA! I was told the same story about the smurf doll getting up and walking (twighlightzone music playing in my head). Plus a smurf coming out of the tv set into the house while someone watched them on tv...ROTFLMAO!!!
An elders son told me about the occult book his father had that he tried to get rid of but kept reappearing in the house somehow. There was the woman I spoke to who told me they told her the 7 dwarves were demonic because they worked at night. There was my friend a bethelite from Brooklyn who told me of the talks they gave in bethel that no one else heard. In one they went into the fine details of how star wars was demonic and the secret biblical symbolism....good god shot me now.
Desi
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anyone up for the 3 /4 word story game?
by dezpbem inyesturday some of us had a great time playing the 3 word game.
i didn't get much done at work while doing it though!
with one change...instead of 3 words you have the choice of 3 or 4 as you go.. we make a story by everyone posting 3 words at a time.
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who understands my feelings...
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anyone up for the 3 /4 word story game?
by dezpbem inyesturday some of us had a great time playing the 3 word game.
i didn't get much done at work while doing it though!
with one change...instead of 3 words you have the choice of 3 or 4 as you go.. we make a story by everyone posting 3 words at a time.
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exclaiming "that's not my THONG!"
the elder said.
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anyone up for the 3 /4 word story game?
by dezpbem inyesturday some of us had a great time playing the 3 word game.
i didn't get much done at work while doing it though!
with one change...instead of 3 words you have the choice of 3 or 4 as you go.. we make a story by everyone posting 3 words at a time.
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joins misspeaches lapdancing
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Skirting the issue
by Virgogirl inwhat argument is put forth that women must only wear dresses or skirts to the meetings or in service and are not permitted to wear slacks?
where does it say it's wrong for sisters to wear pants, and how are they convincing women in 2005 to buy into this?
i remember many bitterly cold chicago mornings with frozen legs running to doors and back to the warm car as quickly as possible, wearing a skirt which was ridiculous and inappropriate to the weather conditions.
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I think it mainly has to do with social custom being projected on to god. Many of the leaders in any church are older. They take the social customs of their day and believe that's what constitues
something being right. Since in their time a woman dressed a particular way they then go through life thinking that that's the only right way for them to dress. You'll notice the same with men's style in the org.This is an example of the commandment "thou shalt not take thy lord's name in vein"
It is vanity in the extreme to project ones own thoughts onto god and put words in his/her/it's mouth and pretend that god said so. This one command I found to be the least understood as people asways project the content of their own mind upon so-called holy scriptures and then speak for god. This issue with skirts reminds me of how they say it's wrong for men to have long hair. Jesus did...so what's up? It's a modern "worldly" social custum for men to have short hair. Both issues wind up being one and the same when you look at what operates behind them.
Dez
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make me laugh
by rebel8 inwhat is the absolute funniest thing that happened to you ever in your whole life?
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Sorry it's not something that happened in my life but somethings that happen to women everyday.
Lolo
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make me laugh
by rebel8 inwhat is the absolute funniest thing that happened to you ever in your whole life?
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dezpbem
Here's one i've been emailing to friends...
Man Schooling:
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage or even those that know better - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage.
Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.... TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an associates degree in MA (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for ChristmasWinter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 2AM
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is HersSpring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is HersSECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are ImportantSpring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep HerJust a thought for all the women out there...
MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling). Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.... (Imagine that......too funny....)
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what is your....................
by defd infavorite snack.
just to lighten up the mood.
ill go first.
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dezpbem
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!!!!
Esp. Chocolate cake of any kind!!!!
There's going to be a CHOCOLATE convention in nyc in a few weeks. I can't wait.
Dez
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ACTIVE JW dating sites....the flipside!
by colorado5591 inthe x jw dating site topic spurred me to check out the site for active jw singles.
my mother recently married a brother from germany that she met though one of those sites.
he is actually a pretty cool brother....for a brother, that is.. so i start looking for folks from my old cong in california and ran into a sisters profile that reads:.
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I've browsed the active jw date sites in the past but just for kicks.
I don't think many of us on this site would date an active jw and they wouldn't date us either.
That's a disaster waiting to happen unless they're leaving.
I doubt too many of us would even contemplate returning and you can count me in that class!
Dez