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BREAKING NEWS
Black Man Found Not Guilty of Murders Due to Slavery
An area Black Man was found not guilty to several murders he was proven to commit. Judge Snowbird ruled that, due to the mitigating circumstances of the suspect's great-great-grandfather being a slave, he could not be found guilty of his crimes.
"Sometimes I get really angry about what happened to my people," Black Man said when interviewed after the ruling. "I see Whitey and all asudden I just want to bust a cap.... So I did."
Having busted approximately four caps, four people are now dead. Judge Snowbird said that although Black Man "seemingly showed an insensitivity" to the people he murdered, his ancestors were enslaved by their ancestors, and he had a right to exact revenge on their decendants.