Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!
Inquisitor
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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Exxxx-cellent!
Maybe puncture a hole in the capsule to make sure the dry ice does come into contact with the wine!
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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Seriously, is there a way to delay the fumes of dry ice when dropping a chip into the wine? Cos if it fumed up too quickly, it would be way too obvious who the culprit was.
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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spew the wine across the knecks of the JWs in front of you (as long as it aint me), stand up and declare, "Enough! Enough of this p*ssy assed sh*t!" and then whip out your bottle of Jack, pull a swig off the top, shout, "Nick, nick!", and pass it to the ashened faced broad to your left.
I'd pay good money to watch that slapstick comedy, cosmic!!
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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Of course! Drop a chip of dry ice into the sacred goblet! Thanks jwfacts
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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Shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses by partaking of their Memorial emblems this April 12!
When drinking the wine (I don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
Better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!!
....the delectable taste of vengeance! lol
Feel free to add suggestions. And if any of you actually have the guts to carry this out, i will truly worship you. lol
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Have you watched this video? "Jehovah's Witness Exposed"
by divejunkie ini kind of stumble into it, it's about 50 minutes long, very interesting.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6861723185926041712&q=watchtower .
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Great video! I wonder who made that cartoon of Jesus smiting the "world". It wasn't bad for an 80's(?) production.
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thanks severus
will you be attending?
i haven't quite decided how 'naughty' i want to be this year.
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Graphical Pornography in the Bible
by mike87 inhttp://www.answering-christianity.com/ac10.htm#links
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Has anyone actually taken a look at the site that mike87 recommended?
The tone of the text was both bitter and patronizing, the information lacked credibility. Absolutely appalling!
Here's an excerpt:
"Even though I tried to pick the least sexual pictures, but in general, this is what a typical Christian woman would look like when she is at either the beach (wearing bikinis) or health club, where 95% to 99% of her body is totally exposed to men. What's most ironic is seeing them wearing the "Cross" necklaces. Women in the west are considered nothing but "sex objects", and most of them are less likely to remain virgins before marriage. No true man would die for cheap quality of this kind. It is very tragic that women in the West are raised to show off their sexuality and are stereotyped by their sexuality.
* I am not generalizing all Christian women. I am certain there are many Angelic ones out there who remain virgins until marriage and are non-sexual, and they are fully devoted to GOD Almighty. But I believe that it is safe to say that more than 90% of the Christian women world-wide are Satanic."
And the bitching isn't solely directed against Christians. The author happily tears at the throats of fellow Muslims:
"Answering the false Islamic Cults:
Note: Most of the following cults believe in false Prophets that came after our beloved Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him. They are called "Islamic Cults" only for the lack of better terms, because they not only believe in false Prophets, but they also believe in false books as well. The truth is, they represent nothing in Islam today, and they don't use the Noble Quran nor consider it as the Final Holy Revelation from GOD Almighty.
* Calling them "Muslims" is as good as calling Buddhists "Muslims" as well.
The Rashad Khalifa Cult Exposed. They have their own false prophet.
Combat Kit To Use Against the "Quran Only" Muslims.
The Bahais are not even Muslims.
The African-American Nation of Islam Cult Exposed. They too have their own false prophet.
The Ahmediyya Cult Exposed. They too have their own false prophet.
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When is the memorial this year?