Or.......You might be a redneck if.......
(from Jeff Foxworthy)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-
12 pack of Bud
11 wrestling tickets
10 of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dances
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT
Cowboy(of the might be a redneck class)
We ride and never worry about the fall
I guess that's just the cowboy in us all