u/d...Like when Rik Myall was pinned to the ground and got a heavy kick in the balls. He responded to the attacker by laughing and saying that he had missed both knees.
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Life...explained!
by upside/down inon the first day god created the dog.
god said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
i will give you a life span of twenty years.
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Life...explained!
by upside/down inon the first day god created the dog.
god said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
i will give you a life span of twenty years.
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U/d...Sorry but that joke is not funny to me as an Australian..
American humour all sounds like Readers Digest stuff (which I admit I enjoy).
American humour seemingly always ends up as feel-good fuzzy stuff. It is rarely biting and as the great British humour from which Australians draws.
Rarely does Australian and British humour need to draw on pathetic canned laughter on their TV shows.
Okay... here's a good joke.....
Scottish son writing home to mother..."These Australians are a funny lot. The bloke next door sobs all night and bangs on my wall. The chap on the other side screams obscenities at me continually throughout the night. But I don't mind. I just sit in my room and play my bagpipes.
Or....
First cattle drover.......I reckon I might go down to the city for the Show this year.
Second cattle drover....Yeah..What route will you take?
First cattle drover..........I reckon I'll take me Missus. She stuck by me during the drought.
I reckon it's time for me to go to bed before u/d gets a chance to abuse me
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To newbies: You give up your rights when you become a Witness
by MsMcDucket ini was sitting here thinking: am i making fun of my children's religion?
am i being disrespectful to witnesses?
i was raised to be accepting of other people's religious choices.
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The right to get a tatt without the church boss's approval.
Like...Any Newbies have really got to think about all this shit. It doesn't go away. I've been hearing the same old stuff since the Beatles came to Brisbane in ' 64.
But I'm getting off the topic...Sorry
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To newbies: You give up your rights when you become a Witness
by MsMcDucket ini was sitting here thinking: am i making fun of my children's religion?
am i being disrespectful to witnesses?
i was raised to be accepting of other people's religious choices.
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The right to have a puff on a cigar after a meal although you can liberally partake of the port.
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To newbies: You give up your rights when you become a Witness
by MsMcDucket ini was sitting here thinking: am i making fun of my children's religion?
am i being disrespectful to witnesses?
i was raised to be accepting of other people's religious choices.
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The right to give your favourite nephew or niece a birthday present.
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To newbies: You give up your rights when you become a Witness
by MsMcDucket ini was sitting here thinking: am i making fun of my children's religion?
am i being disrespectful to witnesses?
i was raised to be accepting of other people's religious choices.
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wombat
The right to toast a bride and groom at a wedding.
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To newbies: You give up your rights when you become a Witness
by MsMcDucket ini was sitting here thinking: am i making fun of my children's religion?
am i being disrespectful to witnesses?
i was raised to be accepting of other people's religious choices.
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The right to stand up when your National Anthem is being played at a sporting match.
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Why Most Christians Can And Do Celebrate Birthdays
by wanda inon another thread they were talking about the lack of joy and mental health problems coming from jw kids not being allowed to participate at class dances, sports and so forth.
the lack of the joyfulness of birthdays is another factor.
why not leave some copies of this in your kingdom halls and assemblies if you still attend.
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You betcha...
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Why Most Christians Can And Do Celebrate Birthdays
by wanda inon another thread they were talking about the lack of joy and mental health problems coming from jw kids not being allowed to participate at class dances, sports and so forth.
the lack of the joyfulness of birthdays is another factor.
why not leave some copies of this in your kingdom halls and assemblies if you still attend.
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Unc...I know that you don't need reminding...but me old Mum turns 89 on Friday. Everyone is making such a fuss of her.. Got a couple of distant rellies staying here at the moment for the big occasion. She's got heaps of cards from all over the world.
But of her 31 immediate descendents -children, grand-children, great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren (2), she will get 7 birthday cards. 5 of those are from my off-spring.
Jehovah be praised.
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Why Most Christians Can And Do Celebrate Birthdays
by wanda inon another thread they were talking about the lack of joy and mental health problems coming from jw kids not being allowed to participate at class dances, sports and so forth.
the lack of the joyfulness of birthdays is another factor.
why not leave some copies of this in your kingdom halls and assemblies if you still attend.
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I W.... Hang on... we're talking about singing "Happy Birthday" to our kiddies and suddenly you're talking about child molestation, sex slavery, evil Western men taking advantage of Asian children.
Maybe I missed something.