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  your best prank

  by KW13 in

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  whats your best prank you've pulled?

  i can think of loads but the best one that i got to actually see without causing wwiii was when two friends were staying over.

  one of them said get him something to eat...so me and his brother went and got an oxo cube and unwrapped it.

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  Kate....That is a great story.....I really LOL'd. Good on you........
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  your best prank

  by KW13 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  whats your best prank you've pulled?

  i can think of loads but the best one that i got to actually see without causing wwiii was when two friends were staying over.

  one of them said get him something to eat...so me and his brother went and got an oxo cube and unwrapped it.

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  Ever sat in a tin dunny on a building site and suddenly have it bombarded with rocks or attempted to turn over? Not nice.
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  Has the Jan 15 Watchtower worked?

  by wombat in

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  i regret the absence of wts apolgists in recent months.

  they kept this board alive with their ridiculous statements.

  but now it seems that they have all gone away.. assuredly they are all still lurking here (hello) to see what we are talking about but they can no longer claim their time posting here as field work.

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  wombat

  I regret the absence of WTS apolgists in recent months. They kept this board alive with their ridiculous statements. But now it seems that they have all gone away.

  Assuredly they are all still lurking here (Hello) to see what we are talking about but they can no longer claim their time posting here as field work. What a shame.

  Maybe they all have to actually go out and knock on their neighbours' doors to get their time up. How embarrassing.

  I miss you PMJ - I know that you are here. You were okay.
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  What have you accidently dropped onto/into your keyboard?

  by Lady Lee in

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  ok so what do you eat at the computer and what have you spilled?.

  i've dropped:breadcrumbs drops of spaghetti sauce on the keys.cokewaterjuiceoatmealsoft and runny egg yolk.

  the worst was oatmeal although that was easier than the egg yolk to remove.

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  wombat

  Nothing but pipe tobacco ashes.

  I got super big stickers to put on the keys for my Mum who was losing her sight. Now I can't use a normal keyboard.
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  My son won the super heavy weight title

  by rekless in

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  wesley walker won the super heavy weight gladiator challenge mixed martial arts championship.

  of the world last night.

  he beat the champ who weighed 338 pounds.wes is 240. .

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  It doesn't mean that we aren't nice.
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  My son won the super heavy weight title

  by rekless in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  wesley walker won the super heavy weight gladiator challenge mixed martial arts championship.

  of the world last night.

  he beat the champ who weighed 338 pounds.wes is 240. .

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  That was a great win with such a weight difference. You have every right to brag about your two sons.

  Back in '95 my son broke State Powerlifting records - and I'm still bragging about it.
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  work

  by John Doe in

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  i feel pretty depressed tonight for the first time in a while.

  i came damned near getting in a fight tonight at work.

  there's a black guy who "works" in lumber named jr. he's loud, obnoxious, proud of being dishonet, lazy, and disrespectful to women.

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  Thanks Tiger..This site is a really friendly space. Anyone with an agenda is quickly sorted out. Johnny Doe is okay.He is just trying to handle a dick-head at his work. Now you stop stirring shit and tell him how to handle the problem....(But I must admit that stirring shit can be good fun).......Wombat.
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  work

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
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  i feel pretty depressed tonight for the first time in a while.

  i came damned near getting in a fight tonight at work.

  there's a black guy who "works" in lumber named jr. he's loud, obnoxious, proud of being dishonet, lazy, and disrespectful to women.

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  I get your point MadTiger...I haven't walked in your shoes...But be careful, eh?
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  work

  by John Doe in

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  i feel pretty depressed tonight for the first time in a while.

  i came damned near getting in a fight tonight at work.

  there's a black guy who "works" in lumber named jr. he's loud, obnoxious, proud of being dishonet, lazy, and disrespectful to women.

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  Settle down Mad Tiger..As a far away outsider I couldn't read anything racist in what John Doe said. In Australia I'm referred to as the "tall skinny guy". You Yanks get so touchy.

  John Doe...Mate..Psalms or Proverbs says something about how a man who has lost his temper is like a city that has lost it's walls. Once you blow your cool you have lost. Personally I cannot remember anything that I have said in the heat of an arguement that I have been proud of.

  If someone yanks your chain, never react to them. If someone is doing the wrong thing you are obliged morally to act. Staying calm in all circumstances is the worst thing that you can do to your enemies. It really fucks them up.
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  Why Most Christians Can And Do Celebrate Birthdays

  by wanda in

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  on another thread they were talking about the lack of joy and mental health problems coming from jw kids not being allowed to participate at class dances, sports and so forth.

  the lack of the joyfulness of birthdays is another factor.

  why not leave some copies of this in your kingdom halls and assemblies if you still attend.

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  Thanks for you kind folk that sent my Mum a cheerio on her 89th. She had a great one. The phone rang all day.

  Today at our Buddhist/Zen type non-denominational church she got up on her wheely-walker and gave an impromptu speech on the need to love your fellow man. She quoted Jesus giving his followers a new law to love one another and then recited "Abu Ben Adam". (If you don't know it Googel it).

  She said that she was given the gift of a life 89 years ago and she feels obliged to re-pay that great gift by helping others.

  A radio station interviewed her and wanted another interview later that night but it was too late for her.

  She had a digustingly huge chocolate mud birthday cake ("Death by Chocolate") after the church service and after everyone sang Happy Birthday she was watery-eyed and said to me "they are doing this for me - I can't believe it".

  Sometimes I accuse her of doing a "Nanna act" and playing fragile and loveable but she gives me a clip across the ears.

  Aren't birthdays great? It's a shame that Jehovah doesn't like them. He just doesn't have any heart or love in Him.