OpenFireGlass

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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  Wouldn't apostacy be better served if we set the fireworks off inside the hall?

  yeah, yeah, yeah, unclebruce... But look at me... they're not lettin' me inside no kingdumb hall
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  LOW-TEC (STUPID) Idea... light off strands of fire works from outside.... the noise should be fairly disruptive... like gun-fire...
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  Ours is cordless. How do you hijack the sound system? Tell me! Tell me NOW!!

  Maybe you should start a new thread in the "technical support" section, called: "how do you hijack a cordless mic/soundsystem"... LOL
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  slip twilight zone theme music into the sound system.

  Are the microphones mostly cordless these days?Can their frequency be hijacked?
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  Embarrassing...........

  by beachbugg in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ok, i was giving one of those rehearsed skits during the ministry school meeting one time and i got the giggles..........seriously bad situation.

  the lady sitting across from me forgot "her line" and it struck me funny.

  the more i tried to get past it, the funnier it became.

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  OpenFireGlass

  ...........what ended up coming out was a horrible snort...(

  into the microphone?
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  Seriously, is there a way to delay the fumes of dry ice when dropping a chip into the wine? Cos if it fumed up too quickly, it would be way too obvious who the culprit was.

  vegetable gelitan capsules... sell them at most health food stores...
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  I wonder what chemical could be added to make it boil, spit and smoke like some witches potion.

  Alka-Seltzer?
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  Who's up for some fun?

  by Inquisitor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  shake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!

  when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!

  better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!

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  OpenFireGlass

  Or maybe you could sprinkle a packet of salt in to the glass of wine...
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  Hello there

  by flip4diz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey there from maryland.

  have not been on this site for a while.

  it still amazes me how freakin' messed up i am from being brought up in the borg.

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  OpenFireGlass

  maybe the pic needs to be resized? under 100 x 100 pixels?