OpenFireGlass
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Devil or Watchtower, who is misleading us more?
by JH in.
2 corinthians 4:4.
4 among whom the god of this system of things has blinded the minds of the unbelievers, that the illumination of the glorious good news about the christ, who is the image of god, might not shine through.
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Ways to get disfellowshipped??
by beautifulisfree ini am looking for a creative or a usaul way to get my turn at being disfellowshipped.
i was a witness that married a 'worldly' guy.
so, basically i can do anything i want and not get disfellowshipped.
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OpenFireGlass
You could take me to the memorial..
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Are you GAY?
by SickofLies in.
lol, ok this is a fluf post i guess, but anyways, i found this site and thought it was funny, check it out, and post your results, if you don't it means you like having sex with animals.. http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/g/gayometer/gayometer.html.
i scored 50% i am a perfectly adjusted hetro male!
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OpenFireGlass
(prepares to duck)
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Do you think you are normal?
by jwfacts ini always felt unique from everyone else.
being a jw i never quite felt like i was from the same planet as all the other school children.
as a jw i fit in, but still not quite, as i was a bit too indepentdant a thinker.
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OpenFireGlass
Harmless, but not normal LOL
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"Worldy" Event at Assembly Site
by MissBehave inso last night i went to an event at the arena where i used to attend assemblies, most notably the four day summer district convention, many many moons ago.
i have been to a couple concerts there since fading but this one was different because the house lights were up the whole time so it reminded me more of the assemblies.
it was weird in a deja vu kind of way and liberating all at the same time.
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OpenFireGlass
Yeah... The Capitol Center/U.S. Air Arena... To see the Grateful Dead
It was weird in a deja vu kind of way
Yeah! until, err ummm; the acid started to kick in...
and lightning did not strike me dead. HA!
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OpenFireGlass
Maybe combine ideas from this thread with this one:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/12/110809/1.ashx
And I come in just as they start
partakingpassing the crackers & juice and start yelling: "NO NO! You're doing it all wrong" -
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Who's up for some fun?
by Inquisitor inshake things up a bit in your friendly local congregation of jehovah's witnesses by partaking of their memorial emblems this april 12!
when drinking the wine (i don't think you'd get to eating the bread if you carry this first part out), make sensual, sinful sounds of ecstasy!
better yet, noisily gulp down the whole glass of wine and top it with a little burp!
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OpenFireGlass
oh man this thread is funny! I would pay to see my brother dress up like jesus(he has the beard,hippie thing going on) and go to the hall
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