Posts by D8TA

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Micheal Jackson: Are you in here? Do you visit??
by WingCommander in
1. jw
2. friends
i often wonder if micheal jackson ever visits here.

i mean, he has unlimited money and resources, so why wouldn't he type in "jehovah" one day into a search engine, and find this forum??

i'm sure he has some of the same problems we all did, especially being raised a jw.
D8TA

I am Spartacus!
wait...damn it...
I am Michael Jackson!
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WEIRDO SINGLE 'HOVAH DUDES
by TR in
1. social
2. humour
were you a "weirdo single hovah dude"?.

some examples i know of:.

single 'hovah dude, 40ish, mic handler, non-elder/ms, huge pot belly, rotten teeth.
D8TA

There was one "weird 'hova" dude I remember:
He went to a Spokane congo, and played the guitar. He was soooo desperate to get a date. Oh the stories I have about that guy. Comes down to it, he finally got married...I even think he has a kid now.
Oh...wait....
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March 22 Awake! Cover - I'm Shocked!!!
by Stephanus in
1. jw
2. friends
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D8TA

Dude, whose the guy? I don't know, the ass wipe keeps wanting me to buy Watchtowers.
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Fun With Your Birthdate
by RAYZORBLADE in
1. social
2. humour
fun with your birthdate.

check this out:

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html
D8TA

2 years 10 months older than Alanis Morissette, age 28
She will be mine....yes....she will....be mine.
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One pissed off dolphin
by Dolphin57 in
1. jw
2. friends
hey all.

i am so pissed off at the elders right now that its not even funny.

my spiritual grandmother died recently.
D8TA

Dear Elders,
Never piss off Betty Page.
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Wrong forum....
by Xander in
1. watchtower
2. child-abuse
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.edited by - xander on 5 february 2003 17:1:47.
D8TA

Xander said:
So I had enough and just poured gas on their car, and lit the damn thing ablaze
Woa dude! You need to back off on your neighbor, there is no excuse for you to pour gasoline on his car and light it on fire. I never thought you would do that to anybody! I'm shocked...and believe me, it takes a lot to shock me! The whole super glueing tacks on the your neighbor's dog was just pure low.
Then I ran over about 10 homeless people, but I'm scared to turn myself in.
Dude, just do it. No reason to run from the law, they'll catch you sooner or later.
...my career with the circus is now in ruins. Even Happo the Clown ignores me, I'm so depressed.
Pffft....just ignore Happo, you're a pretty decent human being.
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Me, Farkel, and the Art of Friendship
by seven006 in
1. jw
2. friends
the short and simple explanation of what has just happened over the past few days involving farkel and i is this.

we are good friends.

we joke with each other all the time.
D8TA

( working on my 9th beer )
Who is the hot chick in the red dress?
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jehovahs-witness.com dating service?
by happysunshine in
1. social
2. relationships
why not have a singles connection section here?

a kind of internet love boat for x-witnesses?
D8TA

Name - Jay
Age - 31
Height - 5' 10"
Weight - 225 lbs.
Hair - NONE! (except for the auburn colored stuff growing outta my chin, and under my nose)
Eyes - Green
Status - I live under a toll bridge, in which I charge a toll for people who want to cross. I also steal little children, and occasionally help out power hungry Wizards. I sometimes do free lance brute work, as I like to pillage and burn villages. I also like to kidnap beautiful maidens.
Interests - *TheSun.
Wants - Um...*TheSun.
* runs away *
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Bisexual?
by Sirona in
1. social
2. relationships
thread i gave something away about my attitude toward bisexuality and homosexuality.

what do you think of bisexuals?

are you bisexual?
D8TA

Bi-planes are one of my favorites. I like watching old WWI movies, so I can wonder at their amazing acrobatics and air stunts. Nothing like the story about the Red Baron and his bi-plane....er....
...sorry, my bad.
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Just another Newbie saying "Hi!"
by Auntie Flame in
1. jw
2. friends
hi, just wanted to get acquainted a little bit.

i already jumped in and posted a couple of times.

i've been out for 13 yrs.
D8TA

Hi.