Arrrggghhhh!
::covers his ears::
Even your fonts have a shrilling voice.
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7Song for Witnesses
by Naeblis innin - no you don't.
smiling in their faces.
while filling up the hole.
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Sell now ... we'd get a good price!
by Simon inwell, if you want to get the top price for something it's best to sell when there is a lot of interest and things are in vouge / in fashion .... with all the recent media attention i reckon it is the perfect time to sell off the royal family!
the americans would probably take them off our hands and i reckon we could get a good price ... texas or something in return.
for sale: one royal family.
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Didn't you see that astrik in the sentence "All men are created equal*"?
Look down at the bottom of the page.
Keeeeep going...
Yep there:
*Unless your a Kennedy, in which case the entire nation must kiss the Kennedy's family ass.
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Sell now ... we'd get a good price!
by Simon inwell, if you want to get the top price for something it's best to sell when there is a lot of interest and things are in vouge / in fashion .... with all the recent media attention i reckon it is the perfect time to sell off the royal family!
the americans would probably take them off our hands and i reckon we could get a good price ... texas or something in return.
for sale: one royal family.
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Yep, this land was onced ruled by a Monarchy, but then that whole 1776 mess happened, and we decided to do things for ourselves. Now we are happy with our two party system. Doh!
We are willing to trade 9 corrupt senators and congress people for the Royals, and 2 upcoming future picks. That way we can have a strong trading position with France, when we take those 9 and split them, giving half to France. France in turn will give us 2 "all star"
politicians. Brazil has agreed to send 4 of their corrupt senators to Italy, in a cross exchange for 1 Chinese dictator. But Saudi Arabi has to agree to send 7 of it's princes to the minor league, to level the playing field for Israel. The former U.S.S.R. which has changed owners and are to be called the Russians will stay out of this years free agent picks, as it's rebuilding it's team. Pakistan and India will not be affected, since they are presently in the field of play, and cannot pursue any trade negotiations. Australia had been in talks with Japan, but because Japan has made prior trade deals with Germany, Australia pulled out and is now in negotiation with Argentina who president is up for free agency very soon.Soooo, it looks like if you don't trade with us...that will leave you with...errr, Mexico. They might be interested. (Forget Canada, they already have Naeblis, and that's more then they can handle).
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Voice your opinion- Organised religion.
by jerome inmy main problem with organised religion is when totalitarianism comes into play.
thats when you get institutions like the catholic church in its earlier years.
that should never be allowed.. jerome
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Organised crime is ALWAYS harmful.
While organised religion is sometimes harmful.Then clarify YOUR statement.
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Voice your opinion- Organised religion.
by jerome inmy main problem with organised religion is when totalitarianism comes into play.
thats when you get institutions like the catholic church in its earlier years.
that should never be allowed.. jerome
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And I'll simplify it even more:
Something is either harmful, or it's not harmful.
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Voice your opinion- Organised religion.
by jerome inmy main problem with organised religion is when totalitarianism comes into play.
thats when you get institutions like the catholic church in its earlier years.
that should never be allowed.. jerome
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Domestic Point of View:
Organized Crime, Organized Religion...what's the difference?
Organized Crime is illegal.
Organized Religion is protected by the Constitution of the U.S.A.
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Your Captions, here:
by Tallyman intry your hand at putting a caption at the bottom.
of the watchtower picture.
your ideas are important.. we bet your caption will be scads better than the watchtower's.. watchtower "art" #1:.
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1) WARNING: Watching MTV's Spring Break -Hot Tub Adventures can cause serious havoc with the conservative right, resulting in mass chaos in world government buildings. Also, swimming in pools during lightning storms just doesn't put you at risk, but apparently the whole world. Please use caution.
2)"I told you the Witnesses had it all wrong. Now Allah is back with his sword...and he's pissed."
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What's Your Pet Peeve?
by DB inof course, the wts is pretty much a pet peeve of almost everyone here.
but besides that, what's your pet peeve?
i'm in a playful mood today, so here's mine, with some tongue-in-cheekiness, of course: .
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Hey Celia, by the way, are you German?
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Your Captions, here:
by Tallyman intry your hand at putting a caption at the bottom.
of the watchtower picture.
your ideas are important.. we bet your caption will be scads better than the watchtower's.. watchtower "art" #1:.
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#1
You are all invited to my naked pool party, when the world finally goes to hell.#2
Dude! Gimmie a high five! My "sword" is a lot bigger then this guy's in this Play Girl. Just look over there!
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What's the one thing you miss about the WTS?
by Naeblis inthere are times when ilook back fondly on my days in the witnesses, especially when i think on the congregation get togethers we would have every once in awhile (not too often) people from our hall and sometimes others would show up (not too many) and good times were had by all.
this is how the schedule usually went.. 8pm: arrive at the community centre.
8:05pm: scope the room.
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Over dramatic acting of the ..."Dramas".
Using crayons in my copy of My Book of Bible Stories, and giving Jebus blue armpit hair.
When your 10 years old, daring that kid who was 7, to drop quarters and look up the "sisters" dresses.
When your 15, daring each other to drop quarters so you can look up the "sisters" dresses.
Coming up with "hand signals" so you can have a secret code to communicate with friends during "preachy time" at the Circuit Assembly.
Burritos.
Going to the car to fall asleep during assemblies.
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