ass!
ok, now that i have your attention let me tell you my situation.
for the past three days i have noticed blood coming out of my rectum.
If it's red...like when you cut your skin and bleed, it's most likely you popped your spincter and nothing to worry about. Just be extra thorough when eh...wiping and cleaning yourself.
If it's a real dark brownish to black color your getting, get to a hospital right away. You'll notice the color difference from your movements (since they tend to be on the brown side). It'll be sorta "maple syrupy" lookin...believe me, it's noticable.
few people outside of publishers will ever read a jw yearbook,.
so the society is able to be more honest about their true feelings.
as published in them.. a case in point: the latest yearbook and what it says about 9-11.. here's some quotes:.
'Everyone brings us food,
hot coffee, and dry clothes, but you are the first to read a
scripture.'
Did they, once again, omit what more this "relief worker" had to say? As in: "Now either pick up some blankets, pass out these water bottles, or help out that child over there who is limping from that gash in their leg; or I'll shove your bible where even God won't find it."
I have a hang over and...
I have a hang over. I'm going back to bed.
i've taken note that the person that goes by the name "outlaw" continues to post daily.
yet, he hasn't entered the thread whose title bears his very own name.
yes, conveniently, outlaw skips past a thread that calls him to account for the lie he spoke about yadirf.
I swear to the gods I don't believe in, this is the absolute truth:
Yadrif has a monkey harem, and enjoys watching that "squealing" part from the movie Deliverence.
This explains (for n00bs) why he comes out swinging his banjo looking for a duel.
Oh, and he likes playing Hungry Hungry Hippos naked while soaking the local transients with Crisco oil.
MMMM..MMM!
Kentucky Fried Yadrif!
Good Flamin'
what really started cheesing me off with the wt and awake magazines while i was still an active jw was the constant propaganda based on man versus jehovah.
it was as if there was a great tug-of-war being propogated between man and god by the wt society.
everything that man made was constantly criticised and belittled, while whatever jehovah made was so great!
* puts oil on the ancient axe dubed Troll Killer - The Idiot Executioner *
Yadrif tried to type with a keyboard but had to resort to fingerpainting said;
I'm an idiot. A frightful idiot.
Why yes...yes you are.
(which was then followed by a rash of erratic hand gestures which translated:)
I eat paste, and an evil Leprachaun tells me to burn things.
This explains a great deal.
(then there was an insane yell followed by some garggeling noises from Yardif which said:)
I is smart. I make sentence with words. Funny words. Nahmppf. Naaaahmpf. Me thinks word funny. Naahmpf.Is this person for real?
i would like to know how many people here are thinking of going back to the hall if the elders go and visit them.
we had stories of people telling the elders that they had enough and wanted to get out.
on the other hand, i am sure a few will go back, but we will not hear their stories as much because they fear the reaction of this board.
Did you hear about the excitement yesterday????
Please, tell me of this "excitement". :)
And edited for seeing that your post has been edited.
Edited by - D8TA on 23 December 2002 19:23:50
i would like to know how many people here are thinking of going back to the hall if the elders go and visit them.
we had stories of people telling the elders that they had enough and wanted to get out.
on the other hand, i am sure a few will go back, but we will not hear their stories as much because they fear the reaction of this board.
Go back?
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Oh man, I think I spotted.
well, this is how you do it according to the bible, and, by implication, jehovah's witnesses too:find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes.
(deuteronomy 21:11-13) find a prostitute and marry her.
(hosea 1:1-3) find a man with seven daughters and impress him by watering his flock.
Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)
Amen brother!
Some sound biblical advice...finally! Since my street is crawling with them, how can one choose?
Ah yes. Prayer.
Dear Jehobie,
Gimmie a buxom raven haired babe with firm backsides. May she be covered with but one tattoo and knoweth how to use a surf-board. Send me a working girl that doesn't take crap; their crap, my crap...anyone's crap. May she be well trained in Ju-Jitsu, so she may vanquish thy enemies, and whose volcabulary would make a coal miner or sailor blush. May she have at least a full set of teeth and very few battle scars. May you please, ever so graceful one, gimmie a chick who can compete with me in contests of passing of gas. May she be a bride who can drink me under the table, yet be as skinny as a stick.
Yours truly, in Jebus' nome'
D8TA
P.S. Thank you for sending 40 girls meeting the criteria already, but can you just send that "special" someone soon.
Amen.
yes, good people, the overworked citizens of the uk now have a whole fortnight off work, except for a few unfortunates who are in the retail and banking industries.
big sob, aahh!.
so, it's 2 weeks of religious contemplation, goodwill t'wards all men and the hand of friendship extended around the empire er, colonies, umm rest of the world, until we return to our secular activities on jan 6, 2003.. of course one or two of us might get seriously sozzled in the pub, feed our faces with piles of food and be glued to the telly for the rest of the time whilst watching the footie.. so, come on, tell us how you will be celebrating this year!.
that's a lot of tiem off
Yep...way to much tiem! Not to mention the TIME they have off also! Heh heh...heh. (stares at the wall)
I'm bored.
the following information was prepared for the benefit of those who are endeavoring to assist a close friend or relative who is a jehovahs witness.
it is intended to aid a person who wishes to, in a non-confrontational manner, approach the vital foundational issue with respect to the primary doctrine of jehovahs witnesses.
it can be done without the recipient of the information even becoming aware of your intentions.
I couldn't let that 666th post go, it just screams for bad luck to come my way!
I'm sorry Simon, but...
Scholar types:
scholar BA MA Stidies in Religion.
Notice it? NOTICE IT?!
Can't believe he...ha ha...said...Ha ha ha...that he said...HA HA ha...that he said, that he said...HA HA HA....Scholar BA MA STIDIES in Religion...OH AH HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHA HA * TEARS IN MY EYES * HA HA HA HA HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
* cough *
No, really...please..ha ha ha ha...just please...hAHAHahahaHA!!!!! * tries to type but can't *
Oh god! Oh god! My stomach is hurting! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I've read EVERY single THREAD that your name appears in Mr.....hahahahahah..."Scholar"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Every time...EVERY SINGLE TIME...when some poster asks for you to GIVE evidence ( a link/article/book/anything! ) to your counterpoint to an arguement...YOU HAVE NEVER SUPPLIED ANY!! Ooooooohhhhhh...aahahahHAHAahahah!!!!
Please, everybody...just...ahhahahhaha...spend 5 minutes and search ALL the threads "Scholar" (spends 10 minutes rolling on the floor) has posted on. Every time somebody asks for a back up to his counterpoint, there is never a reply. There's a whole lot of misdirection and non-response, but never a reply including any resources to his claims.
This must make you the first...ehehhehehehehahhahaha..."Scholar" who doesn't use any written/typed/pen'd/finger painted/crayola crayon RESOURCES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And please, inform me of what Univeristy that offers degrees of Master of the Arts and Bachelor of the Arts in "Stidies" of Religion? This must be a "WTS only" program...right? RIGHT??!
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard for a long, long time.
I now officially go away....again.
