Dear Elders,
Never piss off Betty Page.
hey all.
i am so pissed off at the elders right now that its not even funny.
my spiritual grandmother died recently.
Dear Elders,
Never piss off Betty Page.
Xander said:
So I had enough and just poured gas on their car, and lit the damn thing ablaze
Woa dude! You need to back off on your neighbor, there is no excuse for you to pour gasoline on his car and light it on fire. I never thought you would do that to anybody! I'm shocked...and believe me, it takes a lot to shock me! The whole super glueing tacks on the your neighbor's dog was just pure low.
Then I ran over about 10 homeless people, but I'm scared to turn myself in.
Dude, just do it. No reason to run from the law, they'll catch you sooner or later.
...my career with the circus is now in ruins. Even Happo the Clown ignores me, I'm so depressed.Pffft....just ignore Happo, you're a pretty decent human being.
the short and simple explanation of what has just happened over the past few days involving farkel and i is this.
we are good friends.
we joke with each other all the time.
( working on my 9th beer )
Who is the hot chick in the red dress?
why not have a singles connection section here?
a kind of internet love boat for x-witnesses?
Name - Jay
Age - 31
Height - 5' 10"
Weight - 225 lbs.
Hair - NONE! (except for the auburn colored stuff growing outta my chin, and under my nose)
Eyes - Green
Status - I live under a toll bridge, in which I charge a toll for people who want to cross. I also steal little children, and occasionally help out power hungry Wizards. I sometimes do free lance brute work, as I like to pillage and burn villages. I also like to kidnap beautiful maidens.
Interests - *TheSun.
Wants - Um...*TheSun.
* runs away *
Bi-planes are one of my favorites. I like watching old WWI movies, so I can wonder at their amazing acrobatics and air stunts. Nothing like the story about the Red Baron and his bi-plane....er....
...sorry, my bad.
hi, just wanted to get acquainted a little bit.
i already jumped in and posted a couple of times.
i've been out for 13 yrs.
Hi.
http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030202-ebomb01.htm
what's so great about these?.
it kills electronics without killing people.
Swanson Hungry Man dinners, and killing people.
What more could you want?!
* whispers *
Call---the--police.
i am discussing about the year 1914 with my dub friend...he insists, that the year 607 is scriptural,.
because 607+70 is 537, when israelis returned to their land.
i presented all the evidence about 586/87.
1) Buy a bottle of Advil
2) Buy a days supply of some good Beer.
3) Read this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=43480&site=3
4) Call AlanF in the morning.
please express in 0ne to three words why you are on this web site.
: angry,confused and desperate,lonely,seeking affirmation,saving souls,to expose evil,curious about apostates, like being naughty, etc.
please limit comment to 3 or less words.
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