Posts by D8TA

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Milton Henchel is dead

by beroea in

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friends

this morning they announce to the bethel family that brother milton

henschel passed away on

in the full time service for 69 years and was the 5th president.

D8TA

You people are the most vicious and evil people I have ever encountered.

As opposed to those people that peddle two magazine and some books about how their "God Jehovah" only wuvs THEIR religion? Then have articles devoted about how nasty all churches are? With pictures of priests and churches being destroyed? Mosques? Temples?

That their "god jehovah" is going to kill billions and you "praise" him for that, because he only accepts you?

This is coming from a person whose literature has countless examples of pictures of people being killed at "armageddon", (men-women-children-cats-dogs)...with "smiling" JW's in the background?

The same people that cry foul when their rights are opressed, but blantantly opress such rights on their own people and others?

Cause families to break up?

People to die?

Yep...we sure are "vicious and cruel" aren't we. Maybe next time, before you type your hypocrisy Sword of Jah, you will remember that "being a JW" does not excuse you as being a human being.

What is it, that your archaic rule book says (the one I don't live by, so it doesn't apply to me)? Before removing that speck from your brother's eye, first remove the plank from your own eye.

Now go back to your Kingdomcave and highlight some answers in your upcoming book study, and be more concerned about your own apathetic pursuit for "everlasting life".

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How many here were thrown outa the house @ a young age by jw parents?

by avishai in

D8TA

WoW!

16 years old when I was thrown out myself, and I was still in Highschool! Same story, had a car and lived in it for 2 months before a counselor from my school notified a "christian" family who accepted me in to their home.

Put it this way, I was a 3.7 gpa student and never ever caused any grief for my home. Never got in trouble at school or outside of school. I worked 4 days a week at a fast food joint, and was involved with various school activities. I was a straight arrow good kid.

The family who took me in thought the situation ludricous and contacted my mother to varify my story...sure enough they were absolutely shocked that I was thrown out for attending a christian (Presbyterian) youth group.

This is a primary reason I show no sympathy for JW's and their whiney attitude about "religous persecution". In my mind, with my experience to this day, I laugh my ass off whenever I hear a story about their "troubles" in various nations. No tears here, what goes around comes around.

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Milton Henchel is dead

by beroea in

jw
friends

this morning they announce to the bethel family that brother milton

henschel passed away on

in the full time service for 69 years and was the 5th president.

D8TA

I can't believe I'm the one who is going to say this, but the replies as to another humans death are most insensitive and cruel. I mean come on! The man had family and was loved, just like....uh...err...

screw it....

WOOOOHOOO!!!!!

44

Secret Sins

by Xena in

come on we all have them....those little things about us we hide...come on fess up..to start things off here are a few of mine: .

i don't iron...nope never...sold the iron and ironing board...now it if doesn't go to the dry cleaners it goes in the dryer with a damp cloth and a prayer.. .

i (taking breath for strength to post this) have been known to drink milk from the carton .

D8TA

Okay...and afterwards, I rotated my shoe back and forth and yelled, "Take that you bastard!"

I feel so...clean now.

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Secret Sins

by Xena in

come on we all have them....those little things about us we hide...come on fess up..to start things off here are a few of mine: .

i don't iron...nope never...sold the iron and ironing board...now it if doesn't go to the dry cleaners it goes in the dryer with a damp cloth and a prayer.. .

i (taking breath for strength to post this) have been known to drink milk from the carton .

D8TA

I stepped on a spider.

29

post your valentine greetings here!!

by greven in

jw
friends

a happy valentine's day to all!!

my valentine hugs go to (((((((vivamus)))))), my pierced, blue tongued, dutch princess!!

my best valentines wishes go to all that make this board worthwhile, to name just a few: .

D8TA

I can't forget to wish a happy day to my
dear friend, LauraLisa, or my muse, D8TA!

WoW, at least SOMEBODY on this board likes me.

Envy me.

Edited by - D8TA on 16 February 2003 0:17:9

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NBA fans please read

by perfectpie in

while drinking beer and gin/tonics at a sports bar, my friend and i argued over who the best nba team would be.

please give us some help and tell who you think would win this game in a best of 7 series in a neutral court.

keep in mind that all the players are in their prime and consider how these would play as a unit as much as their career stats.

D8TA

Okay, I've decided to stick in my PC Game: NBA LIVE 2003 to settle this once and for all.

I have made a minor adjustment for the first team, as I have inserted my little bald head in the lineup...with moderate stats, at a 5'10" height, and a 225 lbs.

Center- Shaq
small forward- Kevin Garnett
power forward- Dennis Rodman
point guard- Jay Landry #9

shooting guard- Jordan

The other team is:

Center- Wilt Chamberlin
small forward- Larry Bird
power forward- Moses Malone
point guard- Magic Johnson
shooting guard- Chris Mullins

Marv Albert and Mike Fratello will be announcing:

Marv Albert: "...and there's the tipoff. Kevin Garnett is - STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"

Mike Fratello: "You know, home court advantage is so important to-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"

Mike Fratello: "It looks like the Rookies are off to a fast start-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! He jams it home! Number 9!"

Mike Fratello: "Marv, I think the Veterans-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! He jams it home! Veterans ball... STEAL! Number 9 dunks-STEAL! He jams it home!"

Mike Fratello: "It looks like the Rookies are off to a fast-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! For three for #9! Good!"

Mike Fratello: "Marv, I think the Rookies-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! Number 9 dunks it!"

Mike Fratello: "It looks like The Rookies are off to a fast sta-"

Marv Albert: "-STEAL! #9 jams it home!"

Marv: "Steal! He jams it home! This is an obscenity unto the very face of mankind!"

Mike: "That's right, Marv! This game is become a horror crawled up from the sewer of Hades! Oh, that I were born blind!"

Marv: "Steal! Number 9 dunks it! Number 9 can go screw himself!"

Mike: "You know, there is no God, Marv! Not a single God!

Marv: "Steal! For three by #9! Good!"

Mike: "Good, in the same way that the holocaust was good!"

Marv: "Steal! He jams it home!"

Final score:

Number 9's (rookies) team 925 ---- Veteran's Team 0

Clearly, the Rookie team would win.

(heavily plagiarized and not my original material...you want to know who really wrote this? Ask BakedCanuck. He knows. )

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Awake! Really IS like a College Education!

by Stephanus in

jw
friends

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no need to worry about going to doctors who spend years at medical school, folks!

just pray that your path will cross with a jw who's kept up to date on their awake!s - they will diagnose complex conditions that doctors were unable to, in nothing flat!.

D8TA

"...even some of the doctors are now reading the Awake!"

Yep, and after they are done laughing, they put it back in there Jokes & Humor section of their waiting room reading rack. Because, they know that truly, laughter is the best medicine.

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People's Obsessions over Yizuman's Single Mistake

by Yizuman in

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friends

it's amazing that after one panicked post i made in december that was considered a mistake after getting flamed for it and i retracted my post and apologized for it.

people have chided me for making this mistake and i learned my lesson.. now people are obsessed with my one single mistake asking for financial help which i do not do anymore.

why are you negative people obsessesed with my one single mistake????

D8TA

Even Lucas couldn't make 4 happen...even though it was part 1 before part 4...so is this going to be a prequel?

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I'm astounded by the UNDER-PATRIOTISM Displayed

by Yerusalyim in

yep,.

it boggles my mind, so many here would rather believe saddam hussein than their own government.

so many here seem certain the bush administration is lying, but trust hussein to tell the truth.

D8TA

YES...but she said she LOVED me FIRST...and that's what counts!