Posts by freemindfade

i dunno sir82, when you start a conversation with talk about god and the bible you are pretty much already in Sasquatch territory. Loch Ness, sasquatch, yhwh...

Maybe we can change the Fonzy inspired expression to "Jumping the squatch"

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On the Relevancy of The Institutionalization of Sin

by Perry in

child murder, sodomy & corrupting the human genome are not new sins, they are old ones.

what is new is their institutionalization.

but even that isn't totally new.

freemindfade

Anyone else want to see FusionTheism and Perry get into a bible slap fight as much as me?

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Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit

by hardtobeme in

washingtoncalling it an unprecedented finding that fundamentally reshapes how humankind views its place in the universe, astronomers from nasa announced wednesday the discovery of a planet that makes earth look like absolute shit.. the space agencys researchers told the media that the recently identified planet, hd 904790 b, wipes the floor with earth in every possible way, pointing to the celestial bodys larger size, unblemished terrestrial surface, diverse and verdant landforms, and abundance of natural resources, all of which indicate that earth is a festering pile of garbage in comparison.. this is a thrilling and scientifically vital discovery that has substantially furthered our understanding of how much earth truly sucks, said lead researcher lisa shapiro, emphasizing that earth appears to be straight-up dogshit when contrasted with hd 904790 bs exceptional terrain and climate.

just taking into account this new planets flawless spherical shape, not to mention its pristine atmosphere free of methane and other toxic gases, reveals that our home world is pretty fucking pathetic when it comes down to it.. hd 904790 b has an extensive ring system that dwarfs saturns, zero tectonic plate activity, and more fresh water in just one of its massive, unpolluted oceans than we have on our entire worthless shitstain of a planet, she continued.

god, it makes me angry just to think of how much nicer it is there.. situated within the milky ways cygnus constellation, hd 904790 b possesses a frustratingly high number of attractive geological, atmospheric, and hydrological features that we poor saps living on earth can only dream of, nasa officials reported.

freemindfade

Love the onion (its where i get all my news)