Mr.Beaker

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  Post your funny here!

  by misspeaches in

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  thought we could share any funnies we have in this thread.

  no commentary is needed.

  lets just make it solely jokes, cartoons, funny pics etc..

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  Mr.Beaker

  There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters.

  The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes".

  The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room theother day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

  With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about.

  I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms.

  I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a willy."
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  Any Jack Johnson fans?

  by IP_SEC in

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  any fans out there?.

  http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/

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  Mr.Beaker

  There you go mate,

  I would have sworn he was an aussie. Never mind, we claim lots of people that were never actually born here as our own... Russel Crowe, Nicole Kidman, Crowded House...
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  Do you kiss your dog?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  and is it just a peck or a nice wet one on the nose?.

  jeff [of the i am bored tonight class]

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  Mr.Beaker

  I was so drunk once i kissed someone that was worse than kissing any dog... The beer goggles were firmly fixed to my head that night! Luckily it didnt go further than a kiss.
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  Nearly a week smoke-free, and I am MOODY!!!

  by AlmostAtheist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been off of cigarettes for almost a week now.

  i'm chewing nicotine gum like mad, but i can still feel myself melting down inside.

  the world seems like such a crummy place to be right now.

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  Mr.Beaker

  I think one day if i get a partner, at night im going to put low dose nicotine patches on their back without them knowing. Slowly over time i'll increase the strength of the patch, that way if we ever break up and the patches stop, they will think they are addicted to me and come pining back....
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  name your addiction

  by BlackSwan of Memphis in

  1. jw
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  ok, what's your junk food addiction?.

  is it chips, doritos, taco bell or mcds?.

  i'm polishing off a bag of doritos as i write this and wondered what other people chow on.... meagan

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  Mr.Beaker

  I had forgotten about those Reeses peanut butter cups, they are the best, but really really hard to find in Australia. Im going to eat myself stupid on those when i get to the states!!!

  The best alternative is peanut butter flavoured kit kats, theyre pretty damn good too!
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  How many "favorite" sites did you store on your computer, and post one

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  every time i find something interesting, i add it to my favorites, and it's adding up... .

  for fun i counted how many favorites i had, and i have about 140 .

  here is a random one i have .

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  Mr.Beaker

  Yeah thats it IP_SEC

  Thanks for that, cheers mate!
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  How many "favorite" sites did you store on your computer, and post one

  by JH in

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  every time i find something interesting, i add it to my favorites, and it's adding up... .

  for fun i counted how many favorites i had, and i have about 140 .

  here is a random one i have .

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  Mr.Beaker

  For some reason i cant paste anything into these boxes so i had to try to copy the link over...

  Ill try again http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html

  See if it works now otherwise tell me how to copy and paste into this text box. At the moment i am right clicking to paste and nothing is happening.
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  How many "favorite" sites did you store on your computer, and post one

  by JH in

  1. jw
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  every time i find something interesting, i add it to my favorites, and it's adding up... .

  for fun i counted how many favorites i had, and i have about 140 .

  here is a random one i have .

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  Mr.Beaker

  Legolas, thats a classic!!!

  Have a look at this one guys (a little bit weird though)

  http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetks.html
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  heard back from my dad - you won't believe it!

  by freedomlover in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hey all you great people - in case you read my letter i sent to my dad the other day you may be interested in his reply.

  (see topic history for letter to my dad) .

  i am so happy and relieved.

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  Mr.Beaker

  Thats awesome freedom, i wish all our parents could be this understanding and accepting. Im really really happy for you, your dad sounds like a top bloke.

  Jas
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  OUTRAGEOUS STATEMENTS

  by bonnzo in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the following are some outrageous statements made at my last service meeting.

  the part was the first installment of the new om book, "organized to do jehovah's will".

  1) when discussing the difference in jehovah's organization and worldly organizations, the conductor remarked that the "higher you go up in jah's org., the more humble people are".

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  Mr.Beaker

  I thought when i saw the heading of this subject "outrageous statements" i could post something here like:

  I HAVE AN EAR GROWING OUT MY BOTTOM - OUTRAGEOUS!!!