BlackPearl

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  Crocodile Hunter - Steve Irwin - DEAD!!!

  by misspeaches in

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  http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20349888-2,00.html.

  crocodile hunter steve irwin dead.

  september 04, 2006 02:14pm.

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  BlackPearl

  I always felt this guy was pushing the envelope...it was only a matter of time. Very sad.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you like to be part of the gossip chain...you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you've gone through your record collection playing music backwards trying to find "backwards masking"...you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you've ever accepted a Christmas gift, but never gave one...you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you don't know what cleavage is...you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you feel compelled to stand up in a crowd and start publicly speaking on any subject with unquestioned authority....you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you sing "Kingdom Melodies" and actually think you sound good...you might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If you feel compelled to ask your wife...is this kind of sex OK?....You might be a JW.
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  Jeff Foxworthy....You might be a JW if....

  by Lady Liberty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  hello all.... sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with jeff foxworthy type humor.

  it was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... i'll start.... "if your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...you might be a jw.".

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  BlackPearl

  If the only vacation you get once a year is a three day trip to a convention of Jehovah's Wittnesses...you might be a JW.
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  THE BORG WANTS YOUR NUMBER

  by Mary in

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  my elderly dub aunt (who's the biggest whiner the world has ever seen) came over tonight to first of all, whine about how her neighbour shuts her kitchen cupboard doors in the most annoying way possible and her dog barks and what was she supposed to do about it?

  anyway, as soon as these monumental problems were solved, she informed me that at the bookstudy the other night, the conductor told everyone to "stay after the prayer" as he had 'something important to announce.

  " naturally everyone did this, all the while wondering if the red phone at patterson was in direct contact with jehovah himself as the study was being conducted.

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  BlackPearl

  I see your point Willyloman, but I'll stick with Garybuss, I think it's a cash crunch problem. Or...it may be a combination of both your theories.