by Lady Liberty 59 Replies latest jw friends
Hello all...
Sat around the campfire this weekend and laughed our butts off coming up with Jeff Foxworthy type humor. It was so funny we thought it would be fun to run a thread here... I'll start...
"If your only yearly vacation is a "trip" to the district convention...You might be a JW."
L.L.
If the only vacation you get once a year is a three day trip to a convention of Jehovah's Wittnesses...you might be a JW.
If you think you know everything about everything in the bible,
you might be a JW
If you feel compelled to ask your wife...is this kind of sex OK?....You might be a JW.
If you sing "Kingdom Melodies" and actually think you sound good...you might be a JW.
If you feel compelled to stand up in a crowd and start publicly speaking on any subject with unquestioned authority....you might be a JW.
If you don't know what cleavage is...you might be a JW.
If you have a calendar that doesn't list any of the holidays . . you might be a JW
If you only grow a beard when you are on vacation . . . you might be a JW
If you have more Watchtowers than germs in your house . . . you might be a JW
If you get up to go to the bathroom when the National Anthem is going to be sung . . . you might be a JW
If you jump up and change the channel whenever it is showing hypnotism . . . .you might be a JW
If you have a book about Revelation that has a bunch of revisions taped in it . . . you might be a JW
If your idea of a party is sitting around drinking Dr.Pepper and playing charades . . . you are most certainly a JW !
If you see a treat at work and ask, "is that a birthday treat"?
You might be a JW
If you see a birthday treat at work and take a piece and eat it the next day,
You might be a JW
"If you don't know when your childrens Birthdays are...You might be a JW."
