If he asks you could always say "Brother, I'm so glad you brought up that subject. My lovely bride-to-be and I have some questions that maybe you could help us with. Exactly how does this sex thing work? Could you explain to us how it's done. We know that according to the "Young People Ask" book that when a man and a woman love each other they "lie very close together". But what do we do after that?" If he starts to look uncomfortable then ask more embarassing questions. Or if he looks too comfortable answering, just scream "Ewwww, that's gross" and run away real fast. It could be fun!
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Getting married in the kingdom hall ( ..."have you had sex?")
by slimboyfat in.
we plan to get married in the kh in the autumn.
will the elders quiz us as to whether we have had sex beforehand?.
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Does this happen at your work?
by Chimene inok, it's vent time.
i'm being a good girl, staying off jwd.
i have a pile of work to do, and it never fails.
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MissBehave
When they come up to your desk can you just close your eyes, plug your ears and start la la la la'ing? I love that one!
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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Texas Apostate, I am SO SORRY! You are duly given the credit for this thread since you thought of it ten minutes before me (I noticed that too, and then I felt bad). We must have been channeling each other!
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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please, no need for apologies. Besides, he's probably an elder in some congregation leading a miserable life and this is his only outlet. It probably makes him feel better....."Let me get on an internet forum and torture ex JW's with small caps, bad grammar and incorrect spelling. That will really show them and reinforce what a zealous lover of God I am. Death to the infidels". I picture him as a puppet from Team America. Anyone else? Just me? Alrighty then.
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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Chimene, please don't let yourself be frustrated by someone that foolish. I started this thread because I thought this person was so laughable!! You know for most of us forums like this are a great upbuilding medium and therapuetic . But for others it's just an outlet for anonymous meanness and anger. Which is in all reality, very very sad.
He's like your little Tasmanian Devil avatar....just an angry little cartoon character. And how do we react to cartoon characters? We laugh! Laugh with me sweetie!!!
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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Then we could come feed it and play with it when we want, but wouldn't have to be bothered with it making messes on the other threads
Funny!
Methinks....... PMJ = ezra = scorchio
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What Things Irritated You While A Witness?
by minimus ini used to hate it when i'd listen to brother blow give his long winded comment about how we're all supposed to do this or that----and he was barely considered a witness......we had a few elders, and especially the po who would go overtime just because they could.
the po's bookstudy always went overtime.
45 minutes into the meeting he was still on paragraph 3. and he would read every scripture including the ones quoted!!!
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awwww, but scorchio is just a misunderstood boy nurse who hates people from Monaco. I'll miss that guy. *sniff*
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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It's good to know that scorchio is available in four basic colors. I think our resident scorchio may feel that he is of the terrifying Mutant Scorchio class, but alas I suspect he is really of the less feared Short Bus Scorchio class.
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HEY APOSTATES... WELCOME SCORCHIO
by Texas Apostate inwelcome scorchio.
we were missing someone of your intelligence on this site.. .
ta of the "i don't have to point out when i'm being sarcastic class"
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Texas, you and I are SO long lost twins. I just started the same thread!
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Welcome scorchio
by MissBehave ineveryone say hello to scorchio.
i look forward to his very informative and insightful posts.
and if his posts so far today are a good indication i know i will be well entertained.
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Everyone say hello to scorchio. I look forward to his very informative and insightful posts. And if his posts so far today are a good indication I know I will be well entertained.
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.