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  So which makes more sense? Sex or no sex in the "new system"?

  by stillstuckcruz in

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  obviously jah wouldn't allow for millions of pregnancies in the new system for fear of the same problem today of overpopulation.

  so would he throw in sex but not allow for the women to become pregnant?

  or would there be just no sex at all?

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  aquagirl

  No,according to the legend,The earth will be full of all of the losers that have already died.No need for ,um,procreation.
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  JW's say Worldly People are Better Off DEAD

  by UnDisfellowshipped in

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  jehovah's witnesses and the "better off dead" doctrine.

  for decades the official jw teaching was that "worldly people" (non-jws) would be "better off dead" because "the wages sin pays is death" and once you have died, you have paid for your sins, so then jehovah is free to resurrect you (as long as you had not committed the "unforgivable sin").. whereas, if you had not died and had remained a worldly "unbeliever" when armageddon arrived, jehovah would have destroyed you and doomed you to everlasting destruction in gehenna.. this "better off dead" doctrine never did make any sense to me.

  why would jehovah resurrect you if you died the day before armageddon, but if you stayed alive until the next day you would be destroyed and doomed forever to the lake of fire?

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  My sister{a rabid Jw}said that it was too bad that I wasnt in my house when it exploded a few years ago.I might have had a chance for the resurrection.I told her that that statement had just made me realize who she was and thanked her for dropping all pretenses of being a normal thinking human.She didnt know what a pretense was....I cannot BELIEVE that she and I came from the same mother....
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  Today's Lesson (Too funny)

  by iamwhoiam in

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  2. bible

  wt 12/15 2010 koolaid edition p. 11 paragragh 17.

  "rather than feel frustrated or discouraged because jehovah's day seems to be delayed, we should be glad that there is still time for us to be zealous for true worship.".

  since the future and the past do not exist except as concepts in the now, than how can knowing what is to come even possible?.

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  Try not to focus on the tooth coming out,and being pain-free,just enjoy the pain and throbbing of its rotton self everyday.Itll make the extraction,that much sweeter!...heh
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  Did you blame things on the devil?

  by highdose in

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  it was normal in my cong for people to blame bad things in their lives on the devil, things like the car breaking down, people at work giving you hassle, householders not wanting the mags etc etc.

  did no one ever think how stupid and werid this sounded??

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  aquagirl

  He made a deal with Johnny and gave him his golden fiddle,so I guess he does honor his deals.Hey thats more than a lot of folks can say.Hey,the devil,he is ok with me. And according to fiction,he was ALWAYS able to goad God into a bet,ie Job,Abraham,etc...
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  Why Women Love Jerks

  by compound complex in

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  do nice guys lose to bad boys?.

  [see advert.

  i'm afraid to look ...].

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  aquagirl

  Some women do,Im sure.Not this woman.
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  "Have you ever been in love?"

  by compound complex in

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  horrible isn't it?

  it makes you so vulnerable.

  it opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

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  Many many times.And every time,it has been different.Strange emotion,love is.
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  who and how did they come up with this cover

  by therevealer in

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  aquagirl

  "47 screaming barnacles" ...hahahahahahah...The woman in blue has obviously had an oxy and her script has left her with plenty to sell to buy some weed...Im not sure what the guy on the rights problem is,but the woman w/the screaming "barnacles" God,that slayed me!lol
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  1967 Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER! Witness silences talking snake!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  yearbook 1967 p.105 "a large crowd was following a man who had a talking serpent...the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foreign tongues {college educated no doubt he he}...a brother passing by went into the house, as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.

  the man cried out:"a magican has entered the room!...the brother asked the man: "is that a serpent or a demon that has spoken to you?....not one serpent has spoken except in the garden of eden"...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the house...he later was anxious to get some literature...".

  how did this stupid experience get passed the bethel bullcrap detector???

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  I love me a talking snake,yessiree bob!
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  Did you ever find the meetings refreshing?

  by highdose in

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  i can remember one pompous elder asking me "how can you be depressed after sittiing through such a wonderful meeting?!!".

  i only ever felt relief at getting away, what about you?.

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  No.They were awful.Long and boring.Awful..
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  TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MORMONS AND JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

  by r51785 in

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  2. friends

  startfragment.

  top ten differences between mormons and jehovahs witnesses.

  10. mormons abstain from coffee.

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  aquagirl

  . Prominent Mormons include doctors, lawyers and governors. Prominent Witnesses include janitors, pool cleaners and multi-level marketers. Jws do include Prince and the naughty Williams sisters.And Al Green.