C0ntr013r,
What you don't get or keep getting lost about is what you essentially grasp to live as a Jew. It is the opposite of your constant questions about belief. It's not about identifying with points of doctrine or making claim to or denying belief in this or that concept. It's about doing, responding, living, and enduring as a Jew.
Smiddy actually has a closer grasp, whether or not there was just humor behind the intention. It is indeed often said that a rabbi answers a question with a question. It is not actually so, but it can seem like that.
What you are not grasping is something you obviously need to learn, and that is grasping the ideology that what you believe about something is NOT the point to Judaism. It's the opposite. It's want you DO, not what you believe.
That does indeed take some training for some converts due to the fact that it is Eastern thinking, backwards in comparison to what you might be used to. There is no central body that makes decisions, no faith or salvation concepts, instead you will find transcendent and intangible facets that combine with tangible and very sense-driven ritual. Like I said in the very beginning, which you did NOT take heed of was that you would have to let go of your preconceptions you are used to. Your questions aren't helping, not because there are no answers. There are indeed answers. You are just wanting things to be there in Judaism like belief, things that don't matter in the way you keep asking about.