Great song! JK, we ZZ fans gotta stick together...lol
DanTheMan
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Just Got Paid Today
by JK666 insome of you rich folk may not get this:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phnutulgzge&feature=related.
the rest of us can apreciate southern american rock!.
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The Douchiest Phone Message In History
by Elsewhere ini'm giving you until a 3:00 pm deadline to listen to this phone recording and post your thoughts on it.. http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/.
in all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this.
its such pure and unadulterated douche that i wish i could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.. the back story on this is that a girl named olga was out with her friends in the marina district of san francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named dmitri for all of two minutes.
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DanTheMan
From the Digg comments section for this same recording:
I’ve met this guy - he’s called “Dimitri the Lover” - he’s been doing this type of thing for at least 5 years now. He’s a kind of ‘reality performance artist’ - he’s made the conscious decision to be the biggest, absolute throbbing veined, over-the-top, larger than life, complete and utter misogynistic, creepy, ***** to women that he could possibly be. He goes out of his way to be everything that women purport to hate, and find unattractive in a potential mate; and consequently gets more pussy than anyone I ever met. All the smarter women that realize or are made aware of what he’s doing play along with him when around women they don’t like - playing him up as a ’sex god’, He goes out clubbing and never pays for anything, ***** women in bathrooms, gets blow jobs in cabs and so on -and does it all while being the biggest ***** prick to women too stupid to realize what he’s doing. He never lies about what he is, and gives them all sorts of opportunities to walk away, but for some strange reason loads of women are drawn to his particular brand of ‘bad boy’ image, and seem to get off on being treated like total *****. And he’s actually not very attractive, he’s just got the biggest set of cajoles on the planet.
While I can't verify this is true, none of it would surprise me. I'm trying not to become too bitter towards women, but it has become plainly evident to me that there is a vast chasm between what women say they want, and what they really want, which is to say, a man with a huge dong who treats them like shit and screws them silly.
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Society to start laminating paper backed publications
by Lady Zombie inat the wednesday night ministry school meeting, a letter from the society was read announcing that wtbts paperbacked publications will begin to be laminated.
according to the letter, this "will save approximately 2 million dollars per year," "lengthen the life of the publications," and "increase the attractiveness" of the publications.. so there's that.. .
also, will someone please explain to me why 85% of the congregation started smiling and nodding at this.. i sometimes think that headquarters could send the congregations boxes of turds and the jws would act like it was the best thing ever..
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DanTheMan
The fact that Da Fartful Knave felt that this change was worthy of an announcement from the platform at all Klingon Hells, and that JW's by and large see this as normal, is one of those little bizarro bits of JW culture that, well, make it so freaking bizarre!
I've found that it's hard to get across to people who have never experienced JWism how utterly strange it is in so many ways. You have to live it to understand what an alternate universe it is. -
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Your Favorite 80's Music Groups or Songs - What Did You Like ?
by flipper inthe 1980's was certainly a strange time for rock groups, and musical development.
lots of techno, beginnings of alternative , and some rock n' roll groups trying to push along.
what were your favorites ?
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DanTheMan
I think The Cars are my favorite non-metal 80's group.
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Are You Content Within Yourself?
by AK - Jeff inleaving the borg of jehovah presents a somewhat lonely existence for many of us fallen angels.
for a time we may seek to find an entirely new body-associate.
many may find that after so many years in a controlled environment like the watchtower that they have a hard time finding a large group of friends again.
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DanTheMan
Thanks for starting this thread AK-Jeff. I've been feeling very defective lately for being a single guy with just a handful (maybe less) of close friends and no prospects for expanding my social circle in any significant way, but after reading the comments here I don't feel so alone.
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DanTheMan
"I know that I have the power to end anything, at any moment"
You carry a cyanide pill in yer pocket or something HS? I've thought about making a purchase in line with my Second Amendment priveleges, for the same reason - I want to have a say in the matter of when the occasion of my own demise should occur. -
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Tossed out of the District Convention! What did I do wrong? I exist!!
by Terry inthis is a stupid story if it is a story at all..... quentin and i decided we'd go to the district convention since it is right here in our home town.. why?.
oh, curiousity.
a desire to find my old prison buddies.
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DanTheMan
I slunk off like a hobo chased from a boxcar.
Turned tail and skeedaddled, I did.
Ah, beta male moments. I've had many. They suck.
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Well, It Didn't Take Long for Obama to Play the Race Card...
by owenfieldreams inhttp://www.comcast.net/articles/news-politics/20080421/politics-usa-politics-obama-race-dc/.
wow...who didn't see this coming?
lol....and keep in mind, this is coming from a guy that claims to be different and a uniter.
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"We know what kind of campaign they're going to run. They're going to try to make you afraid.
"They're going to try to make you afraid of me. He's young and inexperienced and he's got a funny name. And did I mention he's black?"
In these political times where all-out tactical savagery is the name of the game in Washington (thanks Karl), I wouldn't be surprised by anything and I don't think the above is so far off the mark. Anything coming directly from the McCain campaign itself that plays the race angle will have to be very subtle, but for the rest of the right-wing hate machine, it's already on, as demonstrated by the Republican News Network's Baby Mama banner, a depressing new low for them.
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embarrassed about having been a witness?
by purplesofa inlast weekend witnesses came to where i work....i work at a barbque restuarant (hey it's fun!
) i recognized two elders before they came in and freaked!!!!!.
the elder obnoxious was at the register and i was sure he did not recognize me.
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DanTheMan
Hey Purps...Sometimes i feel embarrassed that I converted because the Witlesses are such a joke to me now and I'm so far removed from the experience that it's hard for me to understand how it was that I was so completely drawn to them back in the day...but then again, a lot of naive and confused 20-somethings get swept up into controlling religious groups so we really shouldn't be too hard on ourselves.
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All Scientists Believe Global Warming is a Fact
by Farkel inabout 32,000 of them (and counting) have apparently slipped through the crackpot cracks:.
http://www.petitionproject.org/.
farkel.
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