OMG that was ef'in great. They sure had the holy spirit with them that day..hahahah looked like a couple of bumbling retards. Is there anyway to show this more?
i would love to host it on my site. every recruit should see this. is that ok?
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i just realized my JWD initials.hehe
DigitalFokus
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New Video of DF announcement at door
by inbyathread instarting a new thread so that everyone can find the link.. this is the video of the elders trying to act smart stupid.
http://www.savefile.com/files2.php?fid=5509435.
they will keep the file as long as it is downloaded once every 14 days.. enjoy
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I Think I'm In Love
by unclebruce ini've only been back posting here several days and i think i'm falling in love.
this is the third time it's happened here.
the first one got impatient and ran off with another poster
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DigitalFokus
lol oops
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What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings?
by minimus ini used to listen but not really.
i'd look at the platform/speaker stand, look like i was paying attention, get antsy, and find another elder to "discuss" something ith.
i just got to the meeting----right before it was to start and if the talkative po decided that his last part was going to go overtime, i'd put on my coat and look at the big clock on my way out in front of everyone and leave for the local bar.
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DigitalFokus
ha, now I have some real time to go through this.
1. who else is hungover today?
2. dude, you still reek of booze..hehe
3. this suit looks soo gay.
4. well time to take a crap.
5. returns: its still going? damn
6. great, brother 90year old i give a talk in each comment has his hand up.
7. boy do i love body dresses
8. hey, they seem chipper for being out with us last night.
9. so when do i duck out to avoid the elder bitchin at me for being late and leaving early every sunday.
10. brand new hall and all we got were these cheep ass chair..my ass hurts
11. i wonder what poor Perkins is going to be invaded by the dubs after the meeting.
12. i should get a new suit. this one has seen too many backseats all crumpled up.
13. uh oh, late morning wood. need to adjust.
14. did i bring my bible? shoot, i need to borrow a WT
15. comment once..damn this mic is loud.
16. i wonder who could kick my ass in here. yep he could. yep she could, and i would let her, nope too old , not a chance. he used to be a badass. he is crazy..umm. what was i just thinking about..
17. i wonder if i am in trouble for anything.
18. i like boobs.
19. i like her boobs.
20. shessh, he has boobs.
21. almost done.
22. these chairs really suck.
23. during prayer: looks around to see who else is looking around or not closing their eyes.
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Do things really always happen for a reason?
by jwfacts in.
... or do people look at things that way in order to justify what is happening in our lives, and add meaning to it?
if so is it healthy to think everything happens for a reason?
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DigitalFokus
yeah they happen for a reason. for example
I get hit by a car -- **reason** i wasn't watching where the hell i was going or "they were not watching where they were going" or something to that effect. it wasn't because a butterfly flapped its wings in nepal or some bs like that.
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You lose your job -- **reason** you sucked at your job, you didn't kiss up enough, they were downsizing or whatever. its not because "someone" has a grand plan or some bs.
Life is random and ruled by cause and effect and thats it. There is no grandmaster pulling strings or saying "I think its so and so's time to die"
you eat unhealthy foods. your chances of dieing sooner go up
you smoke -- up goes your chances of cancer to not getting a date.
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Marriage or Living together
by pratt1 in.
how many of you lived with your spouse before you got married and how do you think it effected the outcome of your marriage?.
for those not married would you live with someone before you agreed to marry them?
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DigitalFokus
I think you have to live with a person to really get to know them too. to see if your really compatiable. I ahve never been married but will some day **hopefully** and i will damn sure live together before we tie the knot. It just make more sense on so many levels.
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What Went Thru Your Mind While Sitting at The Meetings?
by minimus ini used to listen but not really.
i'd look at the platform/speaker stand, look like i was paying attention, get antsy, and find another elder to "discuss" something ith.
i just got to the meeting----right before it was to start and if the talkative po decided that his last part was going to go overtime, i'd put on my coat and look at the big clock on my way out in front of everyone and leave for the local bar.
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DigitalFokus
This is a perfect time to go take a dump. thats what went through my mind.
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Any HIV experiences with witnesses ????
by run dont walk inwe had one brother who became a witness after he contracted hiv, he was very subdued and very willing to learn and very into the "truth", i guess that can really have an effect on you.
he was very nice, i did feel sorry for him.
it is a very sad way to die, and a terrible way to life out your last days.
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DigitalFokus
when being considered for dunking I was told that people with hiv/aids are told that they can not use the kh bathrooms and other ludacris/ignorant rules because they are unclean. I do not know why they brought this up since as far as i knew no one at that cong was infected. this was one of the first things that seemed very wrong about the dubs. I asked them if they had ever read about hiv/aids and if they knew how it was transmitted. without even answering they said people infected are unlclean just like the lepers of biblical times. ahh bullshit. i argued with them for a few minutes and then gave up and said ok whatever. I have a feeling we had a person infected wth hiv/aid at the kh and they were just warning me if i ever found out that their are rules for people living with that desiese. what a bunch of ignorant pricks. I have only known 1 person with the sickness (that i know of) and talked in length with him about it...AND this was just retarded. I still havn't figured out why they have such ignorant rules. I learned later that one of the elders who gave me that talk had his wife cheat on him....do do teee do.
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Witness Paranoia, and former Witness Paranoia
by free2beme inwhen i was a witness, i once had a elder tell me that he was positive the fbi was tracking witness activity.
even saying that he would not fill out anything that stated his religion on official, or even unofficial documents that were not from the society, as he felt this was a tool to track witnesses.
i remember once in a talk, it was mentioned that witnesses are not free from government tracking and that we should expect this.
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DigitalFokus
has anyone ever hacked the wts system? the computer system? not to change the subject...
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Have You Ever Won Money Playing The Lottery? If So, How Much?
by Apostanator inthe mega millions jackpot here in massachusetts stands at 160 million.
i just picked up 5 quick picks.
the next drawing is friday.
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DigitalFokus
i won 250 playing pull tabs once..then drank it all that night!lol who knew there was a rule to buy drinks if you win... other than that. i am one unlucky bastard
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Help me interpret this dream...
by serendipity ini had a really weird dream last night.
in my dream, i was in an old house, spying on three men in a bathtub through a cracked door.
they were just bathing, but in my dream i was thinking they were gay.
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DigitalFokus
who isn't afraid of that. I am....now