Are you kidding? Is this a trick question?
umm. yes,
the question should be.
How many DIDN'T lead double lives?
Are you kidding? Is this a trick question?
umm. yes,
the question should be.
How many DIDN'T lead double lives?
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we plan to get married in the kh in the autumn.
will the elders quiz us as to whether we have had sex beforehand?.
If they ask, just say no. OR ask them if they count anal.
as some of you may know, i'm still an active witness and i'm still in the planning stages of my "escape".
i met a sister at a district convention a year ago and i've been talking to her on aim for a while.
i think she is very amusing considering that she is very intelligent and often voices her views on the doctrinal falicies of the wtbs, but when its my turn to give my two cents she makes it seem as if i'm the only poztate.
Does anyone else find it unusual that a daughter has been exposed to the sexual habits of her father?
I thought everyone finds there parents or "uncles" penthouse stashes? I am guessing it was from her snoopin on his computer. And like a dumbass he saves them in his favorites as without changing there names (i am the porn NINJA)
Kids always find what they are not suppose to.
I wish I could quit you.
Sorry bitch that is not going to happen. I hold all the tacos. So get over here!!
and yes it is a qoute from "Brokeback MountMan"
df (of the "still need to see that damn movie"class)
as some of you may know, i'm still an active witness and i'm still in the planning stages of my "escape".
i met a sister at a district convention a year ago and i've been talking to her on aim for a while.
i think she is very amusing considering that she is very intelligent and often voices her views on the doctrinal falicies of the wtbs, but when its my turn to give my two cents she makes it seem as if i'm the only poztate.
In the JC they will want to know all of the details of what he was viewing
Oh man, this would be soooooo fun.
Ok, so the scene starts out in a barn, 2 chicks a horse and the two headed guy and i don't mean......
......and it went on like that till all the peanut butter was gone.
I tell you what brother..i couldn't walk for 2 days after that session.
df (of the need professional help class)
i must admit my sesquipedalian posts have caused some to refer to an asinine constitution and forthwith associate my own identity in an equivalence relation to said characteristics.
be that as it may, i possess an innate identity that renders itself to no external justifications or imposing pronouncements.
however, i have recently come to revise my self-assessment, draining my incredibly rare and valuable time for no worthwhile purpose other than to appease the wanton, devouring desire that impersonates my heart from time to time.
I hate sounding out the words as i read ;)
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i'm fed up of winter, and dirty yucky snow, and my car is full of sh*t salt.. so, today i washed it by hand.
it's red and shinny
I can't wait to get muh firebird off blocks and out of my front yard...hahah jk
rear wheel drive cars blow up here in minnesota. so i am looking forward to drivin my sports car
... change about yourself, what would it be?.
i'm thinking along the lines of how you perceive/deal with other people, your attitudes, prejudices, learned behaviours, etc.
.... i'll get us started .... growing up jw, i was taught to expect perfection.
i would love to change the fact that i put off things, and i wish i could slow down my mind sometimes and focus on one task till its finished.
what were some film scenes that pleased or horrified you so much that they stayed vivid in your memory for a long time?
the one i always recall is the scene where anthony hopkins (playing as hannibal lector) lobotomised ray liotta (paul krendler) cutting off pieces of his brain and giving them to him to eat.
he also took some of liotta's cooked brain in a plane and gave them to an unsuspecting passenger boy sitting next to him to eat.
the scene in Empire strikes back when they are about to freeze solo and chewbacca flips out and starts tossin peeps.
if the witnesses received orders not to shun df'd ones anymore, would you want to talk to them, or would you shun them in return, just like they shunned you, just to show them how it felt like.
Rimmy hit it right on the nose. They can never take away shunning, it would remove a major part of their mind control program.
But if they did. I wouldn't shun them but I wouldn't talk to them either, they are some boring ass mother truckers.
MHO
DF