"We alone cannot hope to gain an accurate knowledge from God's Word without the loving guidance of the Faithful and Discreet Slave Class. Jehovah God did not provide the Bible for individuals to decipher. He gave it to His organization through the Faithful Slave Class."
"We must guard against developing any kind independent thinking. Just as Satan planted doubts into the mind of Eve, Satan also wishes to plant doubts into our minds regarding Jehovah's organization. We must be on guard against the tendancy to think too much of ourselves, and begin to think that we can study the Bible independently of the Slave Class."
"Just as the forbidden fruit was appealing to the eyes of Eve, we must remember that Satan also disguises the wisdom of this world in an attractive package. We might view various publications written by worldly scholars and members of Christendom as appealing to our intellect. This would be foolhardy on our part. Satan would like nothing more than to draw us away from Jehovah's spiritual banquet, and to chase after the empty deceptions of this world. We must readily partake of the timely spiritual food that is lovingly provided to us by the Faithful and Discreet Slave Class; never allowing ourselves to develop an independent spirit."
"By remaining steadfast in our faith and holy acts of conduct; and by humbly submitting to the theocratic arrangement, we can continue to prove Satan a liar, and bring glory to our great God Jehovah."
I think I could have been a good Watchtower writing department hack.