Posts by baltar447

about 5 minutes ago i get an article emailed to me from my mother telling me that i need to find a way to get back to jehovah and his saving arm... she read an article in a reputable newspaper that all the friends are using to show that its not just jehovahs witnesses who see religion about to get attacked by the u.n.. it concludes with a link to the article and her desire for me to please read it in light of my recent situation.. .

here is the article http://www.examiner.com/article/is-the-un-preparing-to-attack-religion.

the writer bill underwood is a jehovah's witness.

baltar447

If, as the UN says, religions and belief systems are not protected by human rights - and I agree, they clearly are not – what prevents them from taking the next step: deciding that religions and belief systems are nothing more than ancient superstitions that are doing more harm than good, and that it’s time to ban them?

Hmm, the case could be made!

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Possibly the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

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http://www.freeimgshost.com/fullsize/7bhfbsjycap9gurjx8e4.jpg.

http://www.freeimgshost.com/fullsize/q2ez9si8kwcze4h7pft.jpg.

http://www.freeimgshost.com/fullsize/0a2s84sh0thc27bo11tr.jpg.

baltar447

DD, so you drew the alien heads over the clouds? I could draw a dozen other different things. I DO think there's some bizzare stuff in some of the illustrations (the sign of bamophet for example) that seem more difficult to explain away. But I think the clouds may be stretching it. But yes, I tend to agree that the judeo xtian "god" is pretty awful, and I can totally get behind the idea that the "satan" boogieman is nothing but a bad rap lol. There's parallels in the Enlil and Enki story as well. I read some of this book and it's intriguing. http://www.amazon.com/Anunnaki-Nibiru-Forgotten-Destroyers-Architects-ebook/dp/B00H1KOY86/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1396450544&sr=1-1&keywords=anunnaki

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My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

by BU2B in

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the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

well without further ado... .

talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

baltar447

Yes he really held it up and said "how would you describe a bannana to someone who is not familiar with it? Would you say its yellow, sweet, and mushy on the inside? That woulnt be enough. You would actually have to experience the bananna!" Not Joking!

Taste and see that Jehoovah's banana is good!!

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My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

by BU2B in

jw
friends

the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

well without further ado... .

talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

baltar447

Warning: if a perverted sense of humor offends you, you better just skip my post....

Stop: Jehovah time! ohh ohh ohh ohh ohh oh oh oh...

Talk- The Voice of Jehovah Is Powerful

-How can we hear Jehovahs voice? He communicates through the Bible (It's a RADIO for speaking to GOD! - sayeth Beloq)

-The world is all about the deceptive power of riches, this can choke Jehovahs voice. Can you imaging choking Jehovahs voice?! (If we can choke his voice does that mean we can also choke his chicken?)

-We need to continue transforming ourselves. 100% of Jehovahs promises have come true. (97% of surveys agree that 10% of 1000% of this is all bullsh*t!)

Talk- Experience the power of Gods Word!

Gods word nourishes us, like tasting a banana! (he holds it up) we have to experience it for ourselves! (Oh, Jehovah's banana is ready for our waiting mouths!!!)

-Christendom does not get the point of Gods word. Reading the Bible is not enough, we must study WT pubs to understand it. (duh, who can make sense of the cluster f*ck that is the bibbel anyway??)

5 steps

1. Read, meditate on it(when in the can)

2. Resarch- so important, this way we get accurate understanding of the scriptures (But ONLY material available on wol.jw.org!!!)

3. Beg-beg for holy spirit (get down on your knees and beg! Oh, and put this gag on too)

4. Believe- we need to fully trust (Listen to Cher's "Believe" on repeat while masturbating, I mean meditating)

5. Obey- obedience is better than a sacrifice, apply what we read. (Be an obedient little slave!!)

Gives experience of brother who was a drug dealer and hustler, he turned his life around and is now in the audience, a pioneer and elder. (In other words, this sociopath is now in control of the lives of about 90 people. Heartwarming)

DEMO- A brother thanks an elder for an article that was given to him so that he and his wife could stop arguing, brother says HOW DID YOU DO IT?! Elder says, I did it by using the WT publications index under the heading marriage problems. I found an article there for you to read. Finding it is easy, applying it is hard. We need self control. using the WT index can help us with any topic like higher education or what kind of Job to get. (Here's what really happened. Steve told Selma that she better give him a sammich or he would get his belt out... :(

Talk- REJECT THE DECEPTIVE POWER OF SATANS WORLD- Luccione guest Bethel speaker

Tells story of the Trojan horse, what looks good can be bad. (Moral: don't wear condoms when molesting)

-Satan through deception tries to open our "gates" we are all his targets. Satan is a liar and deciever, will we be decieved like Eve? (At least Satan uses lube)

4 of SATAN'S DECEPTIONS

1. Power of Riches- Chokes the word. We always think it is someone else but riches can be traslated simply more money. It has caused some to leave for a better country, caused some to miss meetings, Field service, Family Worship. Some have looked back with regret that they did not DO MORE in service because of trying to earn money. Be content with food and clothing. Do not strive for a comfortable lifestyle or more money (OH MRGRD! How dare you little sh*ts think you can leave your country and better yourselves! Jarhoover wants you to stay in your own filty third world country!!)

2. Sin- We can rationalize our weaknesses saying that we are all sinful and Jesus sacrifice covers me. We could draw away from the organization. Unbelievers promote lifestyles contrary to the bible. Many say they are tired of being told what to do. (tells the story of a man who was raised JW that he visited. He was married 4 times, living in sin, into drugs and alcohol, and was in and out of rehab. yet he insisted he was happy! audience chuckles. If he had just kept going to the KH none of this would have happened. it is like dogs returning to their vomit) (rehab? That's for quitters. You alchoholics don't need to leave the organization!)

3. Self Deception- James 1:22 Doers and not hearers only. Are we honest with ourselves? Negative attitude used by satan. Do I distort the truth? Desire immoral things? Do we rationalize bad habits? (Like the WT is intellectually honest? BURN. Does that sting? It should you just got SERVED)

4. Apostasy- Can we be tricked by former JW? They claim to worship Jehovah but speak "half truths", twisted things, and criticize and complain. They use smooth talk and flattering speech. We may not read their books, but are we tempted to click on their websites? Comment on their blogs to "set them straight"? Remember Eve was decieved by only 3 sentences.. So can it be with us. DO NOT respond to "strange teachings" (Eve was smart, she knew she was getting a rotten deal. The serpent was the only one that told the truth that day. Half truths? WT, you are firing a cannon in a taped together glass house here)

Apostates jump on changes in our understanding and teachings from the FDS. They jump all over our revised NWT. The brothers are imperfect humans, does this mean this isnt the truth? Peter said where else could we go? What other organization could we go to? THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE! (the speaker is getting very loud and animated now) NO OTHER ORGANIZATIONS SHOW HOW TO LEAD A BETTER LIFE AND MAKE A SUCCESS OUT OF YOURSELF ONLY JEHOVAHS WITNESSES!! (Of course there are. There's boys town, the Y, Ronald McDonald house, you name it. Hell, even some churches have like PRACTICAL skills and groups where people learn sh*t that enriches their lives. I'm gonna say that attending Kindergarden again might enrich my life more than a year of meetings)

Are there changes in understandings? YES (We made more sh*t up)

Is there a new bible? YES(We changed sh*t)

Are the brothers imperfect? YES(We sh*t)

Does that mean we do not have the truth? NO NO NO (It's all a pile of sh*t)

Talk about young ones (I dnt have the theme)- Young people- do you trust the power of God? Do more, have spiritul goals. One young brother quit his job because of questionable association. By pioneering you store up treasures in heaven with Jehovah if we serve Jehovah we will be blessed(Now he lives off his parents and fake pioneers while smoking weed. He's not a dummy)

Talk- When we are weak then we are powerful- Stay fully involved in the organization. More experiences featured about doing more, foreign language field, need greaters, pioneering, keeping up with personal study, prayer, meetings etc. (what is this 1984? weak=power war=peace hate=love oh wait...)

Talk- Let the power of Gods word keep transforming you.- Are we letting Gods word transform us fully? How does gods word transform? When we detect a weakness, what do we do? What do we think about and feed our eyes on. Bible like little packets of holy spirit.(ROFL!! Little packets of holy spirit??? Where do they come up with this sh*t?? :D )

A girl was told she would burn in hell by her mother, she ran away, ended up in foster care, joined a convent, ran away again, lived in the streets of Sydney, acted in Porn films, became a prostitute and she was about to be sold to Japan so she jumped out of the window. Later she studied the bible with JW and turned her life around. God transformed her life- END (WTAF? Was she Andre's sister??!?!!)