Posts by Priest73

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I Love Everybody

by minimus in

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i love kids, old people, middle aged ones, straight, gay, bi and anything else.

i love everybody.. (i just thought you should know)..

Priest73

so do I. well, everybody but my evil ex.

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hi all,i would like to know how to spot any doubters in my cong.the problem,as you are all well aware,is that everyone is to damn scared to openly say anything critical about the wts.so how can i ferret out any "would be doubters".any hints?

Priest73

Just do a quick check for the mark of the beast on their foreheads...

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Satan gets Credit for Everything...Even the Bible/New World Translation!!!

by oompa in

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this thread subject starts after a few posts helping me get it on wordpad from word....thanks guys!...darn i lost all my highlights...geeze this took an hour...i thought the site was down!

the first few post can help you post easier, then i hope sombody finds subject info.

interesting!.

Priest73

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How do you do time in the field ministry?

by buffalosrfree in

i have a unique way of doing time (prison rares its ugly head as a thought), i sit with my animals and talk to them and once in awhile i mention that i thank god for them.

sit with them 20 minutes a day and in seven days wa la 2hrs and 20 min x 4 weeks + 2 days left over and you have the magical 10 hrs every month.

what a deal huh?

Priest73

during my "me" time, I yell "Oh god" acouple of times.

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Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?

by John Doe in

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friends

i've noticed a disturbing trend where 90% of guys don't wash their hands after using the restroom, and probably 25% don't even after number two'ing.

encouragingly, about 80% of the guys in law school do wash their hands.

(i know it's weird, but i count) .

Priest73

the last time I didn't was at a tool show in NC acouple of years back. I went for a whizz and then decided that my d*ck was the cleanest thing in the restroom. Other than that, always.

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