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  Dubs at the Door

  by Farkel in

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  knock, knock.... hh (householder): yes?

  dub1: good morning.

  we are working with a group of your neighbors today sharing some christian good news about the future.

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  I can't wait for them to come to my door now. i want to use some of those lines!
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  According to bookstudy, it's ok to beat wife.....occassionally

  by JWinprotest in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i apologize if this has been mentioned, but i don't have the time to come on here as often.

  yesterday's bookstudy on divorce got my shorts in a bit of a knot.

  apparently, according to the god's love book, a wife could consider legal separation from her husband if she is physically abused, but (get this) only in the case of extreme physical abuse, and if the wife's life is in danger.

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  Crazy, those Jw are!
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  The Official What happened at the Memorial thread

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought rather than everyone start their own topic relating their experience of attending the memorial, we keep it simple and have just one thread.

  if anything, it's saves bandwidth.. i will be going to the memorial tonight and will post my experiences afterwards.. all the other memorials i attended, i was an active jw, so this will be my first experience as a submarine witness.

  it's weird being on the other side so to speak.

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  I dyed Easter eggs with my kids and husband, and grilled hot dogs. Pretty much the best Memorial night ever!
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  How to keep the meeting from getting boring

  by is there help out there in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=12689429&ch=4226716&src=news.

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  now the brotherr and sister can walk around wasted..

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  Too funny! I always found drawing on the Watchower to be a time-passer.
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  You know you are officially a parent when....

  by mama1119 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you have to brush your teeth with a dora the explorer toothbrush and spongebob toothpaste.. i used to be so cool.............

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  When you thought potty training was all over and your little guy takes a dump on the front sideswalk cause he is too busy to come in and go to the the bathroom.

  When one of your little boys finds it fascinating to slam very expensive makeup down the toilet and try to flush it!

  When one of your toddlers grabs a kitchen chair in the middle of the night and hauls out the olive oil an open bottle of red wine and a large spoon and dumps both into white carpet in front of the fire place.

  When one of your toddler boys gets into a guest's purse and eats all their birth control pills.....after a rush to the pediatrician, you find out, womens hormone pills have no effect on little boys.

  When little boys have a fascination with hot air balloons and try to start one in your living room with matches a regular balloon and a coffee filter tied to the balloon with sewing thread.

  Good god, how did I survive these boys? These memories make me laugh. They are now 21 and 24. Both have good jobs, are attending college and the biggest crises now are traffic tickets and girlfiriends! Mr. Hotair balloon, pays for his own flight lessons, and Mr. Mix it, likes to cook on the side.

  This is my favorite!!!! Too funny!!
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  You know you are officially a parent when....

  by mama1119 in

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  you have to brush your teeth with a dora the explorer toothbrush and spongebob toothpaste.. i used to be so cool.............

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  I did, it was too funny. She was all proud of it too! Can't be mad at that...
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  You know you are officially a parent when....

  by mama1119 in

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  you have to brush your teeth with a dora the explorer toothbrush and spongebob toothpaste.. i used to be so cool.............

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  My 5 year old took all my panyliners out of the hall closet and spelled out her whole name with them on the wall! How smart is that!!!
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  You know you are officially a parent when....

  by mama1119 in

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  you have to brush your teeth with a dora the explorer toothbrush and spongebob toothpaste.. i used to be so cool.............

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  Oh, they take center stage alright!

  And..they take my toothbrushes!!!
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  You know you are officially a parent when....

  by mama1119 in

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  you have to brush your teeth with a dora the explorer toothbrush and spongebob toothpaste.. i used to be so cool.............

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  You have to brush your teeth with a Dora the Explorer toothbrush and SpongeBob toothpaste.

  I used to be so cool............
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  Local news anchor woman found beaten and stabbed

  by purplesofa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was watching cnn and they say....news just in!!

  then it was on fox news......i was thinking, why would this make national news.. anyway, hope she recovers ok and they find out who did this to her.. .

  arkansas television anchor attacked in homemonday, october 20, 2008. fnc.

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  This story is just horrifying. What a horrible sick person. That poor family.