Posts by mama1119

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what is kool aid?

by dobbie in

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isee this mentioned alot here but haven't a clue what it is?

!can somebody put me out of my misery please?i keep thinking of plasters but that's band aid!thanks.

mama1119

I have never had Kool-Aid. Always wanted too, never did. My Mom wouldn;t let us, because it was too sugary I guess. i am going to go get some right now!!!

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Bulletin Board versus Information Board

by mavie in

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does anyone know why the bulletin board at the back of most us kingdom halls is called an information board?

i called it a bb once from the platform and was corrected.

i've also heard the same from others.

mama1119

Interesting fact...I have never thought about that.....

What ridiculous, time wasting, crap that is.

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Consumption of Alcohol.....

by mama1119 in

new fda alcohol warnings for booze bottles consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.

consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.

mama1119

Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!!

I think I need that on a bumper sticker!!!!

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Favourite quotes from films.....

by fifi40 in

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i love this quote and often find myself using it on the kids and my dog.

it is from cats and dogs and james earl jones doing the voice over.

"not for you young puppy, for you the war is over".

mama1119

"I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast..."

"You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast???"------Happy Gilmore

and

"This is one small step for man, and one giant step for........I have a dream"------Black Sheep

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humor found elsewere...........

by hillbilly in

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a woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2 % milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb.

bag of coffee, and a 1 lb.

package of bacon.

mama1119

Good one...I always laugh at that joke!

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from stoops manufacturing company, distributors of service supplies.this genuine dazer tm uses discomforting, but not harmful, high frequency ultrasonic sound to deter unfriendly dogs.. what i found interesting about this ad is that they claim that "ministers" use this device.

in the 33 years of field service i have never seen anyone out in service use this device to ward off unfriendly dogs.. have you ever used such a device out in service?

have you ever seen a minister use one.

mama1119

It always made me nervous because if I saw someone uninvited on my property using something like that on MY dog, I'd be furious!

I agree. It inappropriate to use on someone elses property where you are uninvited and that dog is protecting his territory. I do think it has its place, however. For example, taking a walk in your neighborhood and a dog comes out of its yard to attack, or if a dog comes off its leash in a park or something. But I would be pissed if they used it on my dog in my yard.

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What do you enjoy about the forum?

by avidbiblereader in

what things do you enjoy about the forum?.

others make you feel like family here, that is a great thing.

it is fun to hear all the post and wisdom and jokes coming from everyone.

mama1119

I think you covered it ABR. There are amazing people on this board. Smart and funny. I have learned so much from everyone here.

Not to mention it gives me something to so when I am sitting here nursing all day long!!!

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SHUNNING- Oregonian Article-HUGE!

by messenger in

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http://oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/xml/story.ssf/html_standard.xsl?/base/front_page/101671540232151251.xml.

shunning in spotlight .

wendy y. lawton .

mama1119

What a sad story. The elder Tom Davis from Sherwood is one of the elders that DF'd me.

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I'm sick............. :-(

by whyamihere in

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anyone out there that knows how to cure a head cold fast?

headache, chest cold, fever, cough....i sound so hot right now....lol.

all i am doing is drinking green tea, with a blanket wrapped around me.

mama1119

There is a product called Airborne that really helps reduce the intensity and length of colds. Also try Sambucols Elderberry, it does the same thing.

Hope you feel better!!!

Mama

New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles

	Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.