Posts by sparky1

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WT productions - suggestions for a name???

by sparrowdown in

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how bout ..... jehollywood or just jollywood.

mad sacred cow productions.

big brother productions.

How many wrongs make a right?

by eyeuse2badub in

came across this little gem while my wife was "digging for bible gems" in her weekly meeting preparation.

nothing new but i gently pointed it out to her as a reminder that bible reading can be hazardous to your mental health!.

do 2 (or 3, or 4) wrongs, make a right?

sparky1

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."- Thomas Szasz

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Cart work faces headwinds.

by lastmanstanding in

my little bethel bird has whispered in my ear some encouraging news.

it has been reported to the canadian branch that some witnesses doing cart work had police stop them from carting in public parks.

the direction sent to the southern ontario congregations is to cease carting until further notice.. this is no joke.. have a jw-free day..

sparky1

"Kool Aid here......Get Your Kool Aid." - Beth Sarim

'There are reports of some brothers selling their homes in order to do more in the KOOL AID - CART WORK in the remaining months of this system of things.' - Christian Life and Ministry June 2021

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elder bags.

by blownaway in

not sure if this was every where or just our area, but you could always tell who was big shit top dog in the hall elders by the size of their bag.

my dad used to call them elder bags.

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My Pioneer partner from over 47 years ago had one of these; as did his father and brother. Even though all of Watchtowers publications can be accessed on tablet, he still brings one of these to every meeting. It is full of books but he uses his tablet during the meeting. I believe that it is an Alpha Elder 'status' thing and perhaps he is making up for other male shortcomings.

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Changing name on organization

by asp59 in

when people hear the name jehovah instead of thinking about god, they think about a religion or organization.

with all the problems with child abuse and the downhill motion the organization been having.

do you think they change name of organization?

sparky1

Good one, Perry!

"Ye are my witnesses, even my servant whom I have chosen."- JOEhovah

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Don't even try it!

by JTrottigy in

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there are many here who think they can infiltrate my web-site.

be warned that we administrators of jwtalk call the listed congregation on your application for membership in our site to verify if they know you!.

some of you have slipped through the cracks and got into our site, but rest assured, we will find you out and ban you!.

sparky1

"Be warned that we administrators of JWTalk call the listed congregation on your application for membership in our site to verify if they know you!"-JTrottigy

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

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Don't even try it!

by JTrottigy in

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friends

there are many here who think they can infiltrate my web-site.

be warned that we administrators of jwtalk call the listed congregation on your application for membership in our site to verify if they know you!.

some of you have slipped through the cracks and got into our site, but rest assured, we will find you out and ban you!.

sparky1

JTrottigy has spoken! Now listen, obey and be blessed!

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The clown factory at Warwick

by Sour Grapes in

it just amazes me how the clown factory at the borgs basilica in warwick could produce 8 clown popes that act like self-licking ice cream cones and the jdubs take them so seriously.

if the popes said that they were going to have a bible signing session at a king dumb hall 8 hours away that so many jdubs would make the trip the town would be swamped with traffic.. you know what is truly sad is when during jdub public prayers, the governing body gets more praise than the head of the congregation.

all jesus gets is the final "in jesus name.".

sparky1

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The clown factory at Warwick

by Sour Grapes in

it just amazes me how the clown factory at the borgs basilica in warwick could produce 8 clown popes that act like self-licking ice cream cones and the jdubs take them so seriously.

if the popes said that they were going to have a bible signing session at a king dumb hall 8 hours away that so many jdubs would make the trip the town would be swamped with traffic.. you know what is truly sad is when during jdub public prayers, the governing body gets more praise than the head of the congregation.

all jesus gets is the final "in jesus name.".

sparky1

Its. Already. Been done.

For the commies in cuba. - _Morpheus

And we have the proof, too!

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The great 1914 turn around

by Sour Grapes in

i must say there is no other religion in modern times that has lied more to their cult followers than the watchtower company and no more brain dead, gullible cult members than the jdubs.. just three examples.

when russel was in charge 1914 was prophesied to be the end of the system of things with armageddon and the earthly paradise.

that didn't happen and poof now 1914 was not the end, oh no, it was the beginning of the end.. the second example, the generation that saw 1914 would not pass away before the end came, which meant in all jdubs minds that paradise had to be here in the late 1990's.

sparky1

Yes, TD. The clock started ticking in the Summer of 1935. At a convention in Washington, D.C. Judge Rutherford declared : "Behold! The great multitude!" as the new identity of the Jehonadab class. That was 83 years ago! I would wager $100,000.00 that 99% of the people that stood up to be identified as the great multitude are now dead and the rest have zero chance of living through Armageddon.