Actually Witnesses DO want your blood so that they can break it up into fractions and use it to save their own miserable lives in case of accident or illness. Witnesses think taking blood fractions is a conscience matter. Zombies have no conscience. Come to think of it most Witnesses don't have a conscience either!
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whats the difference between Jw's and Zombies?
by Crazyguy innot much but the zombies usually where better clothes.
zombies use more of thier brain.. those were the ones i could think anything else?.
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Coloring book activity for kids: Lot's wife dying
by rebel8 inomg.
would you have your kids do this activity?
so messed up.. .
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Tears are rolling down my face in sympathy for you dear Tinker. I too was reared on the PARADISE BOOK and can empathize with the impact it had on your sensitive and unformed child psyche. It was a great teaching ( I really mean torturing) tool for all the mentally, emotionally and spiritually unbalanced parents of our generation. So many innocent children raised with FEAR of 'Jehovah God' rather than LOVE for 'Jehovah God'.
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whats the difference between Jw's and Zombies?
by Crazyguy innot much but the zombies usually where better clothes.
zombies use more of thier brain.. those were the ones i could think anything else?.
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Zombies have a 'soul' and care about fellow Zombies even if they don't share the same religious teachings. Zombies never turn their fellow Zombies in to the Zombie Elders for every perceived minor infraction of Zombie law. Zombies are not concerned with keeping the Zombie Organization clean because they are not really organized. Zombies do not need the ransom sacrifice of Jesus because they are already dead. Zombiees don't have to worry about dying at Armageddon because they are already dead. Zombies don't worry about being disfellowshipped from the Zombie Organization for taking a blood transfusion because they would all rather just drink the blood of their victims. Zombies don't have to worry about making Jehovah sad (unlike poor Caleb) because Jehovah can't do anything to them that could hurt them.
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Paul - GB Member (W 9/15/14)
by pixel inok, is this a "new understanding" or what?
up until this point i thought that the borg refered paul as a co or do, but never gb member:.
p. 12 now, why would paul a spiritual giant who likely was a member of the first-century governing bodycall himself a miserable man?.
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New light just struck me right between the eyes. I think Paul had more than one job. I believe that he owned a Spiritual Barber Shop and rented out chairs to fellow Governing Body members. In order to prove the veracity of his claims at 1 Corinthians 11:14 he must have had a thriving business cutting his fellow male congregants hair. Nothing like doing your best with circular reasoning (based on conjecture and personal opinion)to create your own self fulfilling prophecy! The members of the 1st century Governing Body made outrageous and unproveable claims in order to 'shave and fleece the flock'. Members of the Modern Day Governing Body make outrageous and unproveable claims in order to 'shave and fleece the flock' in our day. Some things never change...................they are just recycled.
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Your most DISTURBING WATCHTOWER Bethel/Branch experience? (No full names please)
by Balaamsass inok.. you 70 plus bethelite members.... this is your chance to share stories!
inquiring minds want to know !no full names please..follow t.o.s.
to avoid borg libel lawsuits).. i will start the ball rolling with week one.
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Joel134cd I assure you that I have NO reason to make up sensational stories in order to garner attention on this forum. You may doubt my word if you wish and that is your right. However, I would appreciate it if you don't 'call me out' unless you have opposing FACTS that can disprove anything that I post here. I am 59 years old and like any human being my memories and recollections will fade with time and be distorted by lifetime experiences. What happened to me at WATCHTOWER FARMS is burned into my consciousness because it was a very unpleasant time in my life. In fairness I had some good times there but the unpleasant experiences outweighed them. Thank you DARTH for coming to my defense. You are quite correct. Bull Penis Canes can be purchased at www.fashionablecanes.com. Currently they have 4 models for sale. Joel134cd you may now turn off your bull shit radar in regards to me and my posts and search for other posters to police who may be more receptive to being reproved by you.
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Coloring book activity for kids: Lot's wife dying
by rebel8 inomg.
would you have your kids do this activity?
so messed up.. .
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What is the most confusing holiday for Lot and his daughters?
FATHERS DAY!
Ooooppppps........it's a good thing faithful servants of Jehovah shun all holiday celebrations.
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Paul - GB Member (W 9/15/14)
by pixel inok, is this a "new understanding" or what?
up until this point i thought that the borg refered paul as a co or do, but never gb member:.
p. 12 now, why would paul a spiritual giant who likely was a member of the first-century governing bodycall himself a miserable man?.
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MODERN DAY GOVERNING BODY of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
PAUL
An Example Worthy of Imitation:
"While he was entitled to recieve material support from the brothers, he chose to work with his hands in order not to be an expensive burden."- INSIGHT ON THE SCRIPTURES Volume 2 page 589 column 2 paragraph 2.
If a secular job was good enough for the Apostle Paul and you claim he was a member of the 1st Century GOVERNING BODY then you men should take a lesson from the Bible and your own publications. GO GET A SECULAR JOB AND SUPPORT YOURSELVES!
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Your most DISTURBING WATCHTOWER Bethel/Branch experience? (No full names please)
by Balaamsass inok.. you 70 plus bethelite members.... this is your chance to share stories!
inquiring minds want to know !no full names please..follow t.o.s.
to avoid borg libel lawsuits).. i will start the ball rolling with week one.
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OK Balaamsass2 you've got me on a roll!!! This one is a hoot. I can't remember the brothers name but he was the Overseer of the Hog House at Watchtower Farm. He was a short, stocky and balding man with a very weird personality. And yes he was an Elder. His looks would remind you of a young version of the actor Charles Durning combined with Curley of the Three Stooges. Anyway, he had specially made prodding devices to discipline and herd the pigs with. They were 18 to 24 inches long and very slender but sticklike in strength and appearance. It turns out that they were stretched out and dried boar hog penises!!!! Every time an old boar was slaughtered he would retrieve the penis and fashion it into a prodding, beating device. Strange stuff indeed!
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Your most DISTURBING WATCHTOWER Bethel/Branch experience? (No full names please)
by Balaamsass inok.. you 70 plus bethelite members.... this is your chance to share stories!
inquiring minds want to know !no full names please..follow t.o.s.
to avoid borg libel lawsuits).. i will start the ball rolling with week one.
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Today feels like a good day for some catharsis and much needed abreaction. So here goes another story from my "Halcyon Days" serving at the hub of Jehovahs modern day activity. This story is disturbing on another level. Any Bethelite can understand the politics and brown nosing inherent in everyday Bethel life. My experience would seem ordinary to a Bethelite but I would hope would be disturbing to the average publisher. One weekend there was some special event being held at Watchtower Farms.I can't remember just what it was but all the bigwigs were there and some of their extended families too. I was chosen to escort Brother Knorrs' sister, his secretary and some other minor celebrities on a tour of Watchtower Farms and have refreshments with them later in Brother Knorrs' private room. All went fine and everyone enjoyed their tour immensely until the very end. Here is where things fell apart. The tour normally ended at the dining hall and kitchen. As I was explaining how many loaves of bread are baked, eggs are scrambled etc., etc. Brother Knorrs' secretary asked me to take them into the kitchen for a personal inspection. I kindly explained to him that according to NY State health laws we were not allowed to let anyone on tour go into the food preparation area or kitchen. If I took them in I would be breaking the law and setting precedent for other people on tour. He took me aside and very sternly said, "Do you have any idea who you are taking on tour today?" I replied, "Yes Brother. I know exactly who you are. You are Brother Knorrs' secretary. And the older Sister that you have with you is Brother Knorrs' fleshly sister. However, I can't break the law. If I let you in the kitchen then it would only be fair to let every tour that I take into the kitchen. And in either case I would still be breaking the law." He walked right into the kitchen and asked who was the Overseer in charge. It was a very upwardly mobile condescending black Elder who also happened to be a good politician. When he found out who he was dealing with, the Kitchen Overseer immediatly escorted the entire party into the kitchen while I waited outside the swinging doors. Remember you 'rank and file witnesses', we are all equal but some of us are more equal than others. As a side note, Brother Knorrs' room was very Spartan. The real eye opener was Brother George Couchs' room. That BA$TARD had a fully stocked, complete bar that would make a cruise ships bar look like a lemonade stand. And he had a full sized cabinet color television.
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Your most DISTURBING WATCHTOWER Bethel/Branch experience? (No full names please)
by Balaamsass inok.. you 70 plus bethelite members.... this is your chance to share stories!
inquiring minds want to know !no full names please..follow t.o.s.
to avoid borg libel lawsuits).. i will start the ball rolling with week one.
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Anyone posting here that was at Watchtower Farms in the mid 70's can corroborate this story. There was a 'flaming gay queen' Elder with the initials R.F. whose nickname was 'the Fish'. I had the misfortune of believing naively that he was an allright sort of guy and decided to room with him. In short order he began to make passes at me, pat me on the fanny when I went to bed, follow me into the shower when I showered, use the urinal when I did, bombard me with sexual innuendo and treat me like his own personal pederastic underling. I wasn't going to put up with this bullsh!t so I went to the Home Overseer Fra#k Lew!s and asked for a room transfer immediatly. He wanted to know why and pressed me on the issue. So believing that the Home Servant would have my best interests at heart I spilled my guts. Big mistake!!!!!! I was told that I have no right to speak against an Older Man, that there were not 2 witnesses , that I was gossiping, that he knew that I had problems and rooming with this Elder would help me and if I continued to speak of the matter I would be dismissed from Bethel service. In fact he said that if he had his way he would 'physically throw me out of the building right now!'. I don't know where I got the 'guts' to do it but I chewed him a new 'a$$hole', told him that I didn't 'just fall off the turnip truck' and if he wanted to throw me out physically that we could have a go at it. He calmed right down and backed right down! He found me a new room immediatly but the damage to my personal reputation had been done. The Bethel rumor mills crucified me as I found out later from 2 very kindly Elders who wanted to let me know about what was being said about me. More goes on at Bethel then the average 'Joe Publisher' could possibly imagine.