I've known many JW's the use the word "fortunate" in place of the word "lucky"....very ironic because both mean the very same thing......And by the way the this thread should be re-named "Words and expressions a JW can't say around other JW's"... because I've heard witlesses say just about everyone of the words and expressions brought up on this thread when other so called "strong" JW's arent around...........well maybe not "merry christmas" thats even a hard one for for former JW's to spit out, lol.
joe_black
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Words and expressions a JW can't say
by JH inname few words or expressions a normal person can say, but not a jw.. when someone sneezes, you can't say bless ya !.
if you want to surprise a jw, you can't say boo !!!
http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/pcu/booecho.mp3.
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New Urban Legend! Anyone heard about Hormel?
by gaiagirl ina member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
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joe_black
I always wondered why the Hormel sausage smelled and tasted odd, lol.
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After Armegeddon Whats the plan?
by purplesofa infrom the beginning of the jw experiance, i wondered what the plan was going to be after armegeddon.
we are to expect so much destruction, billions of people destroyed (how many birds does it take to eat 6 billion people in a timely manner?
) with the massive deaths and stuff to clean up........peoples bones for one, rebuiling and resurrecting the millions and millions that have died.....teaching them, and working to clean up the planet.
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joe_black
Let us not forget both domesticated and wild animals that survive armageddon will be fighting for the same food that the JW's will need to live. I wonder who would win in a battle over that last bowl of JW get-together potato salad?. lol
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Anyone of these fine looking C.O's or D.O.'s look familiar? Gifts in Men
by What-A-Coincidence ini believe it was a spanish elder school in jersey city assembly hall.. front middle is the afamed harold jackson.. .
don't forget to add a caption to the pic all you picture editors.... .
wac - paparazti to the wtbts.
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joe_black
I Know all of them, Standing Row from left to right: Sam Selfish; Albert Ahole; Carl Condescending; Gary Glutton; Bob Buttkiss; Aaron Arrogant; Fred Fairy and Steve "Shorty" Small.......Sitting Row from left to right: Sergio Sarcasm; Bob Bloat; Curtis Conceited; Henry Horny and Fester "Mo" Lester..............I'm sure we all have met at least one of these guys, lol.
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NEWBIES how many of you
by plmkrzy inhave joined in the past month or two?.
i can't keep up there seems to be so many so i wanted to start a welcome thread for new newbies.. sorry if this was already done recently.. note: the in-built search system is currently being redeveloped so i am not able to check for this topic without looking through tons of pages.. anyway...say hello!.
plm.
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joe_black
Joined in April, only about 50 posts, so I guess I'm still a newbie, hello to everyone!
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Walmart Rage (MeLTdOwN)
by MsMcDucket inman!
wtf is wrong with people in walmart?
did they leave their manners at home?!
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joe_black
Seems to me like a case of aisle rage, been there done that one day when some idiot grabbed the last box of twinkies right b4 I was gonna grab it. I didnt realize a 3lb. yellow squash could give someone a concussion. lol
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joe_black
"field service" .....I always envisioned men in puritan suits and women in amish dress out in the field picking chili, lol
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What does your REAL name mean?
by Peaches-n-Cream injordon is hebrew and it means "to descend or flow"....ha~!
not very interesting, .
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joe_black
JOE - Hebrew - Male...form of JOSEPH - "God shall add"......he also divides subtracts and multiply's but mostly divides, lol
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Ever know of a great family movie, the Witnesses found demons or evil in?
by free2beme ini remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.
yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.
for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.
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joe_black
Oh! I forgot about all those JW's who won't watch "The Ten Commandments", lol.
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Ever know of a great family movie, the Witnesses found demons or evil in?
by free2beme ini remember growing up, the witness children were often ones that were left to see all those g rated movies from disney.
yet even those at time, while accepted by just about every religion out there, were considered demonic.
for example, the following movies were said to show witchcraft and in or congregation we were encouraged to discard them and not own copies of them; sleeping beauty, snow white, the little mermaid, bed knobs and broomsticks, and fantasia.
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joe_black
I knew quite few JW's who refused to watch "The Passion of The Christ"