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  If you could be a Bible character....

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

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  i'd be babylon the great.

  always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing.

  fbf.

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  gee. i wonder if the real devil ever thought of that?

  Of course he's thought of that! He just can't resist giving children bad dreams and influencing Led Zepplin albums and creating mosquitos.

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  mark of the beast?

  by SB in

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  666 = 600 + 60 + 6.. 144,000/600 = 240.

  240/60 = 4.

  4/6 = .666. i'm just saying...is 144,000 really such a holy number?

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  Since math isn't my strong suit I'll just take this guy's word for it and not invest in a retirement savings plan.
  
  
  
  
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  If you could be a Bible character....

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd be babylon the great.

  always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing.

  fbf.

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  Fair enough bethel, but your god has bowel problems. Always on the privy and such.

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  If you could be a Bible character....

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd be babylon the great.

  always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing.

  fbf.

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  You'd wanna be the virgin Mary? Yeah, I'd definitely go the Jezebel route. Just make sure you pack a parachute.

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  If you could be a Bible character....

  by Fleshybirdfodder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'd be babylon the great.

  always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing.

  fbf.

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  I'd be Babylon the Great. Always looked like she was having a good time seducing kings of the earth and getting hammered off of holy peoples' blood whilst bronco riding that multiheaded, horned furry cat thing. What about you?

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  List the Best

  by Outaservice in

  1. jw
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  a previous thread asked us to list our favorite song.

  also, i am wondering what you would consider your all time favorite 'book'?.

  i am presently reading, and like very much, the book entitled..................... an arrow pointing to heaven, a devotional biography of rich mullins.

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  Siddhartha by Herman Hesse with Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess a close second.
  
  
  
  
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  Hello all, here's my story.

  by Paralipomenon in

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  brace yourself, this may make you gag.. holidays were spent in service.

  some friends were having a bbq that we were invited to, i went down and asked to see if there were by-products in the wieners.. i was baptized at 15.. i asked to be baptized at 12 and to humor me they let me take the test.

  to their surprise i actually aced it but the elder convinced my parents that i was still too young.. i would run lemonade stands in the summer time and donate the proceeds to the hall.

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  I loved your answer to the burning house analogy. Shows them their twisted logic!

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  Can JW ' s vote?

  by 5go in

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  i forgot already i know there was a foggy article recently on it.

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  US and other free countries the elders will not let you use the article.

  Then I say we vote those elders out! oh... wait...

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  What's The Difference Between A Normal Person & A Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  there are many differences between a "worldly" person aka "normal" and a jw.

  for example, a jw is horrified by christmas lights.

  it's the work of the devil!

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  Normal people don't have Armageddon nightmares. Normal people don't fill out monthly service reports. Normal people don't hear the same sh*t year after year and say, "y'know this was the best assembly ever."

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  Is there ANY doctrines of the JWS that you appreciate?

  by new boy in

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  many remarks seem to in indicate they have no redeeming believes......................i can't agree.. i appreciate lots a things about the way i was raised.. 1. pacifism, nonviolence.

  sad even though i was a pacifist, my god jehovah was an angry pissed off god who one day wants to kill most everyone...............guess he (her) needs to practice what he (her) preaches.........anyway i'm so happy that they taught me something even their god is having a hard time with!.

  2.and most important......................................well i can't remember right now......but when it comes to me, i'll let you know.. newboy.

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  They stressed the importance of washing your hands after going to the bathroom. That's about it for me.

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