well, it's a little late, but i found this in my mail.
it's an invitation to go to the district assembly that started today.. i wonder if they went door to door to distribute this to everyone, or just for me .
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8447/jw10ar.jpg.
Mine is in September, so we shall see if I get:
1. A phone call
2. A letter in the mail
3. An invitation physically handed to me, or dropped at my door.
4. A full page ad in the local newspaper inviting me to the D.C.
5. None of the above
I think I would bet on choice # 5.
Warlock
let's compile a list of albums that we can listen to without skipping a single song.
the albums that don't have a single bad song on them!
here's mine:.
If I may be allowed to put a jazz album in.
"SuperSax Plays Bird"
Warlock
since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?
i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".
"his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".
"Like Mozart....................decomposing"
Warlock
when i visited my jw son and daughter a few weeks ago my daughter referred to the witnesses as .
having " true christianity.
" is this just another new phrase that bethel comes up with every so often to.
In dubspeak, it means as opposed to "False Christanity".
Warlock
i took these figures out of the 2006 yearbook:.
total # of hours in field service: 1,278,201,985. total # of peak publishers: 6,613,829. according to my calculations this equals 193.2 hours in field service per publisher, which includes pioneers, special pioneers etc.. no one in our cong.
averages even close to 100 hours, let alone 193.2. can someone please explain this?
Finally,
Blondie,
Thank you both. I was never good in math................ but I did learn fractions in the stock market.
Then they changed it and I didn't feel special anymore. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Warlock
anyone have any problems when they reached 666 posts im not superstitious but it is the number of the beast if i remember correctly
I checked my Average # of Posts Per Day earlier this week and it was 6.66.
I'm rather proud of that.
Warlock
since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?
i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".
"his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".
"I'll be back"
Warlock
i took these figures out of the 2006 yearbook:.
total # of hours in field service: 1,278,201,985. total # of peak publishers: 6,613,829. according to my calculations this equals 193.2 hours in field service per publisher, which includes pioneers, special pioneers etc.. no one in our cong.
averages even close to 100 hours, let alone 193.2. can someone please explain this?
I took these figures out of the 2006 Yearbook:
Total # of hours in Field Service: 1,278,201,985
Total # of PEAK Publishers: 6,613,829
According to my calculations this equals 193.2 hours in Field Service PER PUBLISHER, which includes Pioneers, Special Pioneers etc.
No one in our Cong. averages even close to 100 hours, let alone 193.2. Can someone please explain this? Are my calculations wrong?
Warlock
since i have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see armageddon................................ what would you like to be written on your tombstone?
i'll start.. "buried face down...........and you know the rest".
"his last word were..............boy, i'm getting hot!".
Since I have a rather morbid sense of humor, and none of us is going to see Armageddon...............................
What would you like to be written on your tombstone? I'll start.
"Buried face down...........and you know the rest"
"His last word were..............Boy, I'm getting hot!"
"Pepperoni, sausage, black olives and extra cheese"
Warlock
the march service report shows 1,010,868 publishers.
that is 18,136 more than the same month last year.
with the exception of the month of august, this is also the most number of publishers reporting for any other month, ever.
kwr,
The pioneer's either drive the wagon..............or bake the bread...........or cook the chicken.
The publishers print and bind................but, seriously....................
Pioneers have an monthly field service requirement (door to door, street witnessing, bible studies) totaling 60 hours a month, I think. Used to be 90 when I first got in.
Publishers are just the rank and file, get 1 plus hours a month in the same work.
Someone else will either add to, or correct what I said, but I think this is a simple explanation.
Warlock
