The war's not over for me till the hostages are released.
I'm with Gary on this one.
aSphereisnotaCircle
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Who would tell 9/11 survivors to just get over it?
by Swan inmaybe the same people who post on this board and tell us to just get over it.
i get so tired of them dismissing our experiences and trauma by saying "why do you have to tear jehovah's organization down?
just get over it and move on!".
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Funniest JW joke on TV
by brianhenke inwhat is the funniest jw joke you saw on tv?.
many years ago, gary burbank had a tv special here in cincinnati in which a number of jw jokes were made (like teenage mutant nin jehovah's witnesses).. and there was this funny moment from the weakest link.
it wasn't supposed to be a joke, but it sure is funny:.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
On one episode, to officers pull up on some witnesses, and accuse them of being suspects, and they have them submit at gun point. The witnesses are both crying, and very girly.
Then, a few episodes later, when they try to do the same thing, the witnesses call Brother Thor, very tall bald guy, and have him put both cops in a headlock. Then one of the JWs who was crying on the earlier episode starts asking the officer's questions. "Would you like to know more about Jehovah?" "Can we have your home address?"
I have to agree with RR, the cops terrorize those two dubs until they are bawling and slobbering, face down on the ground. And then they say 'Oops, sorry, mistaken identity", and then they get back in there squad car and laugh their heads off..............too funny
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aSphereisnotaCircle
I know the PO in my old hall kept a stack or porno under his bed.
Cuz his grandsons found it, and it became the source for their porno stash.
Apparently Grandpop kept a supply so large that the boys could take their pick and grandpop wouldn't even notice.
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Binoculars at the District Assemblys
by restrangled inanyone remember spending most of their time staring out of binoculars for good looking people out of the binoculars for prospects and then spending your free time in that section hunting these people down?.
this past time as i remember was the most wonderful part of the assemblies!.
tell your story!
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aSphereisnotaCircle
I used to try and find two people dressed the same.
Or I would arrange for a friend to sit directly across the convention center, and then we would just look at each other and make covert hand signals
Gawd, that is so sad, what a fine example of just how boring those assemblies were!
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Binoculars at the District Assemblys
by restrangled inanyone remember spending most of their time staring out of binoculars for good looking people out of the binoculars for prospects and then spending your free time in that section hunting these people down?.
this past time as i remember was the most wonderful part of the assemblies!.
tell your story!
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aSphereisnotaCircle
Now that i think about it, I wonder why they were never banned?
We weren't suppose to chew gum, eat candy, bring toys for our children, or even speak during the sessions.
But binoculars where OK?
I guess we should thank Dog for small favors, they certainly helped pass the time
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What were your seating habits at the hall?
by JH ini would always leave a space between me and someone else.
i hated when someone was seated right next to me.
didn't feel comfortable.. i also loved sitting in back of a tall person, that would hide everything, like that i could close my eyes and the speaker wouldn't notice.....lol.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
I liked to sit in the second row from the front, dead center.
I made my poor kids sit still and be quiet, and they did.
I have apologized to them.
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Anybody near Stevenson, WA (Skamania)?
by LennyinBluemont inwe are here until tuesday.
anybody close by?.
lenny
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aSphereisnotaCircle
Hi Lenny, we're not in town but we love Skamania, and visit the area frequently. Hope you find somebody.
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Is this another made up WTBTS experience?
by Gill inis this one of the wtbts notorious made up stories?
it's an article in the october 2006 awake ' protect yourself from carjacking'.. it gives the story of suszan and anika who were carjacked in south africa.
byt two men.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
"sister and two men 'angels'" story and "the kidnapper stealing a bible story book"
As a matter of fact, ask any fundamentalist you can find, I guarantee you, they tell these stories too. -
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Concerning the big announcement in September
by truthseeker ina little while back i posted a topic on a supposedly shocking announcement that was to be made in september, which is just over a week away.. i have nothing new to add, suffice to say that gary1914 posted an interesting comment that he heard from his relative, a district overseer... .
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/115450/4.ashx.
i was at the kingdom hall tonight and i went through all the recent boe letters just to make sure that i didn't miss one, because sometimes i do.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
The J-dubs are so starved for any event to affirm their frantic faith they will conjure them out of thin air.
This is sooo true.
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The World IS getting worse - and WILL be destoyed, SOON !!
by TheOldHippie inthe quotes should make you refrain from any doubts whatsoever| all from wellknown theologians and scientists: .
"antichrist, which is the great whore in babylon, has destroyed the holy church.
6,000 years have elapsed since creation, and the world should last no longer than that.
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aSphereisnotaCircle
So when it was THAT close back then, imagine how close it must be TODAY!
BWAAahahaha
That phrase always drove me crazy,
A perfect non sequitur.