Posts by Stealth453

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Could You Still Love Her If She Were A Man?

by The wanderer in

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could you still love her if she were a man?years, before i was a twinkle in my fathers eye he met an attractive young .

woman at a sock hop.

a sock hop is a dance for those not familiar with the .

Stealth453

In the catagory of the most 'Off the Wall' thread of the week, the winner, with 5 stars out of 5 is "The Wanderer" with;

'Could You Still Love Her If She Were A Man?'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bang on AK.

33

Is it only me, or is there a definite....

by Stealth453 in

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friends

....air of sexual tension on the board tonight?.

takers?????

?.

Stealth453

Sorry buddy...it was 9 pm.

33

Is it only me, or is there a definite....

by Stealth453 in

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friends

....air of sexual tension on the board tonight?.

takers?????

?.

Stealth453

Consider yourself spanked.

38

If someone told you they would give you $10 M,,,,,, if you,,,,,,

by AK - Jeff in

just closed your eyes, threw a dart at the world map, and would have to take the 10 million, get on a plane within the hour, move to that location, and never look back, contact your friends or relatives again.

no rule changes.

you can take your mate and/or minor children, but can tell no one else.

Stealth453

My first reaction was Hell ya, but as I thought about it, I realized that my friends, and especially my brothers are worth a lot more than 10 million.

Now, 20 million...we could talk.

22

Good news!!

by Bumble Bee in

i've been doing a major cleaning today, anything that hasn't been used or looked at for a while is getting tossed.

one of the biggest things that needs to go is all our jw books and bound volumes.

i've gotten rid of all the loose wt and awakes quite a while ago.. today when hubby came home from work, and saw the bags to go to the dump he was impressed!

Stealth453

That's great news. Just hope that bears don't read.

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NOT AGAIN! That's right folks, once again we are now 'very close' 2 the end

by needproof in

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i have received word that we are now 'very, very close'.

at the sunday meeting, according to my trusted source, the speaker actually said that 'it is no longer years, nor months - yet weeks and days'.

so they need you back, now!

Stealth453

Quick....buy up all the bottled water and canned goods you can find. really, the end is near....wait a second.....I still have a trunk load of that shit left over from 1974.

Think it's still good?

17

Wow...just had an anxiety attack moments ago...

by FreedomFrog in

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this hasn't happened to me in a very long time.

i was in the kitchen fixing dinner for the kids not really thinking about anything other than dinner..then bamm i was overwhelmed with a panic feel and very bad thoughts that i'd rather not discuss.

i dropped what i was doing and went into zach's room just to get a bit of peace and recollect myself.

Stealth453

I suffer from anxiety attacks quite often. I have no idea what sparks them. Not a good feeling at all.

Glad your feeling better now. Rice and butter for dinner is quite good. Do it myself quite often.

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When money goes missing... what do you do?

by Scully in

so i've got this jam jar of american coins and small bills that i've been squirrelling away for my next shopping trip south of the border.

just the other day, monday, i acquired a $20us bill and added it to my stash... and when i went to add some more coins to it this morning, the $20 bill was missing.. i'm pretty sure it was one of my teenagers.

they come into my room and do their makeup and use my bathroom on a regular basis.