No, but I eventually went to evil law school.
Justice-One
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My Evil Bio....
by Justice-One inthe details of my life are quite inconsequential.
my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from belgium, who was a jehovah's witness.
he had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
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My Evil Bio....
by Justice-One inthe details of my life are quite inconsequential.
my father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from belgium, who was a jehovah's witness.
he had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium, who was a Jehovah's Witness. He had low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. She was studying to be a Witness when they married. When my father was not going door to door, he would womanize, he would drink, and he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets and attend District Conventions. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really, this was taught by the Witnesses as a way to prepare the young for the way the "world" would treat them. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian (My father thought their teachings and the Witnesses went hand in hand.) named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. At age 18 I went off to evil law school. I left with my "good thoughts," "good words," and "good deeds," to learn evil thoughts, evil words, and evil deeds.
I think Dr. Evil and myself have a lot in common.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Some people just don't get it. Some people prefer to walk through life wearing rose colored glasses. There will always be sheep, and there will always be sheepdogs to protect them. I can live with that. A man who would die for nothing has nothing to live for. Some things are bigger than us individually. If we lived in Eden there would be no need of sacrifice and we could talk out our problems with others. But we do not. George Orwell said it very eloquently..."People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Justice-One
Why?
What if the other guy, the BAD guy, can shoot better? (cos obviously all you guys posting here are the good guys. I know that because if I saw you in the street carrying a gun I would just know you were the goodies and not the baddies).
Plus I thought how really sensitive it was of the NRA to insist on having a gun rally in the town right by Columbine right after the school masacre. I suppose it was so that we could be able to identify the goodies, as opposed to the baddies (the baddies are the ones where there are dead people after they have used their guns. Is there a neat way of identifying the baddies before you see the dead people?)
Why? Let me try to explain. I take the defense of myself and my family very seriously. And most bad guys cannot shoot. They think like many others, that just having the gun will make them invincible. I on the other hand like many gun owners, have had much practice. I have even spent hard earned money for training at a Firearms Accademy by the name of Gunsite.
I can see you get most of your firearms related news from the likes of Michael Moore. I'm a life member of the NRA, and I would not have expected them to cancel their plans just because some nut job kids went on a killing spree, and just happened to use a tool called a gun. Do you know how much more damage those kids could have done if they would have used gasoline? And you can be sure that if they would have, there would have been no calls to ban cars.....cars that are NOT protected by our Constitution.
And unlike in your country where guns in general are just about outlawed. (And yet your crime rate continues to soar...go figure.) If you lived in this country, you would spend a lot of time around folks who ARE armed. Getting a permit (in some states its not even required) to carry a concealed firearm in most states is not hard to do. Even in California it is possible. My point is these people are armed, and no one is the wiser. I mean do you really think the lady in line beside me at the grocery store has a clue that I have a cocked and locked .45 under my jacket?
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Justice-One
Call me old fashioned but I still like a .38 revolver.
Yup they have their place. For years my right kidney had one of these as a little friend. LOL.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Mark IV series Government Colt 1911.
Ohh my God what a beauty!!! That looks like one of the early ones when Colt was giving more care to the finish.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Justice-One
I guess a lot of people arent as responsible, because I thought the number 1 cause of gun death was people taking a gun to their own family by mistake for one reason or another.
This statistic was proven to be flawed many years ago. But the anti-guners will still trot it out like the word of God.
You can look this up yourself, but using the same set of guidelines that were used to arrive at the above conclusion, I could "prove" that if I found insulin in your refrigerator, that someone in your house probably had diabetes.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Speaking of "well used"...here's the old Ruger Std .22
Ah yes, the old Ruger Mk II. I have a few of those also. Once you learn the trick to taking them down, and putting them back together, they are fine weps.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Justice-One
Man, that double is REAL pretty! BTW, how do you quote other people's posts? My right click seems to be disabled on this board.
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Firearms And Shooting...
by Justice-One ini thought i would open up a thread on firearms and shooting.
personally i was raised around firearms as my dad was not a jw.
some of my earliest memories are of my dad teaching me how to put a round in a fleas ass at 200 meters.
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Justice-One
"Squeal like a pig." ... I own that movie also, and that part alway's gives me the creeps. Reminds me of a true story. Back when I was still more on the inside of the JW's, I took an Elder who had just spent the last 18 years of his life at Bethel, on a canoe trip down the river. We camped out in the middle of nowhere, and as we sat around the campfire on that moonless night, the sounds of the wilds could be heard clearly. He say's..."Hey, did you bring your .45 with you?" I opened my jacket to show him my cocked and locked .45 that was in a "butt down" shoulder holster, and said, "of course." He then say's...."Goooooood." He told me he had made the mistake of watching Deliverance just before our trip, and that he thinks it scared him for life. LOL.