SirNose586

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  The ideal JW Sister is...

  by highdose in

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  please fill in the blanks.... from my experiance i would say: " silent, depressed, out all hours in the minstry and only gives birth to males ( potencial ms's elders etc).

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  SirNose586

  Wow, Cadellin, that describes this dub chick I knew, only she's in her thirties and still unmarried...
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  An Elder wrote anomously...

  by Butterflyleia85 in

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  i realize as an elder that i am speaking out against the very organization i try to faithfully represent, but i personally think that the governing body is wrong by teaching that only what they teach us, as printed in the watchtower publications, should be considered to be the truth.

  theyve made the expression of any personal opinions or group debates over their official versions of biblical truths subject to disciplinary action often leading to someone being disfellowshipped.. .

  that is why i feel that i must keep my own identity somewhat anonymous.

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  I don't like Shadow Elder's judgmentalism, but since he's on the way out, it'll all come out in the wash.
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  what is the best state in the usa to live in / visit?

  by highdose in

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  am thinking of doing some globe trotting soon, would like some insider info/ opinions please.

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  I'd say visit soCal, but right now the state is nuttier than usual, and I don't want you to get hurt by the crazy Guhvuhnatuh's policies.
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  Jury, err, Judicial Committee Nullification

  by Open mind in

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  just had a brain fart and i don't think i'll actually try this, but see what you think.. .

  i made myself a promise that i was done serving on jcs roughly 2 years ago.

  and, with the exception of a rubber stamp reinstatement charade, i've kept that promise.

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  SirNose586

  Most of the time, you can get away with this procedure. However, I need to point out that some Witnesses 'need' and want to be disfellowshipped!

  --metatron

  Reminds me of my sister. Now she's in and right back to doing the same thing she wanted to "cure" herself of by undergoing the shunning.
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  Jury, err, Judicial Committee Nullification

  by Open mind in

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  just had a brain fart and i don't think i'll actually try this, but see what you think.. .

  i made myself a promise that i was done serving on jcs roughly 2 years ago.

  and, with the exception of a rubber stamp reinstatement charade, i've kept that promise.

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  SirNose586

  I have no idea how in the world you can continue to operate behind enemy lines as a nonconforming elder and not go absolutely insane, Open Mind. Nonetheless, I wish you success in your mission to rescue as many as possible from the Borg.
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  CO asked my wife to wash his laundry...

  by Albert Einstein in

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  well this happened some 9 years ago, while we were very active and busy in the congregation..... (in my country - eastern europe - there are no laundromats and most people have their washers at home...).

  the co was single (age 45?

  ) and after one of the meetings he came to my wife with a plastic bag full of laundry and asked my wife politely if she could wash it for him till the next meeting.

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  SirNose586

  Even the old Borgbot me would've been disturbed by such a request...

  The current me would have told him to eff off.
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  Scientology Church - When you try to leave....they drag you back

  by tjlibre in

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  http://current.com/items/91355492_chased-by-their-church-when-you-try-to-leave-scientology-they-try-to-bring-you-back.htm.

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  I'll take the pain of JW exclusion (small as it may be) over the insanity of being captured and under guard!
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  Would you trust someone

  by John Doe in

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  you only knew through this forum with sensitive information?

  why or why not?.

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  SirNose586

  How sensitive? Like an address? I've already mailed things to people...so the answer is yes, if that's how sensitive you mean.
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  Do you defrag?

  by compound complex in

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  greetings, fellow pc:.

  i just finished defragging and feel so much zippier now.

  i was getting sluggish to the point that all my insides locked up.

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  SirNose586

  I use JKdefrag. Since my HD wasn't ever really slow, it doesn't make that big of a difference.
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  ARGH! My girlfriend is going back to religion!

  by bohm in

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  ... she has joined 'church of the flying spaghetti monster' on facebook and is telling me about the correlation between global warming and pirates.

  i tried to talk her out of it, but she said nobody should tell her what she can do and cannot and besides she want a piercing.

  i settled for the spaghetti monster as the lesser of two evils ;-).. seriously, how much trouble would she get if the elders got wind of this?.

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  SirNose586

  Ah, a fellow Pastafarian. May she be touched by His noodly appendage.