Posts by Devilsnok

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State truthful Facts that make Kangaroo`s look Bad,Wierd or Foolish

by OUTLAW in

..kangaroo`s are a seedy bunch..you can`t trust them!..why can`t they walk like everyone else?.....and.....what`s in that big frigg`n pouch?..........................outlaw

Devilsnok

I once heard a story from a park ranger in Victoria Australia that apparently was true. A small female asian tourist was badly beaten and sexually abused but a group of Kangaroos at a nature reserve in the state. Apparently Roo's can get quiet frisky and tend to go for small built females.

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The Bible Dinosaur

by Devilsnok in

jw
friends

anyone remember the picture of the dinosaur that used to be on the inside cover of the green bible?

has anyone got a scan / picture of it please?.

matt.

Devilsnok

(Edited to warn Mary not to look at the dirty Barny Picture incase it gives her impure thoughts again lol)

I have it on good authority that the dinosaur was disfellowshipped for questioning if Jesus really did come back in 1914.

I heard he was Disfellowshipped for being gay... He's got his own Tv show and everything now.

alt

Barney (looking like a penis head )

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The Bible Dinosaur

by Devilsnok in

jw
friends

anyone remember the picture of the dinosaur that used to be on the inside cover of the green bible?

has anyone got a scan / picture of it please?.

matt.

Devilsnok

OK - back to the Dinosaur - would anybody like to speculate on:
1. Why was it dropped, do new paperback bibles no longer have cover illustrations? Or was just the dino expunged?

It was prob dropped because some killjoy at bethel mentioned that the kids down the hall were day dreaming about *that* dinosaur and wondering why those Vikings were going to italy, rather than paying attention to the meeting in progress. The black bible that came after just had a colour map of the various areas mentioned in the bible without any figures present.

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DId a job for a JW Friday.

by dawg in

so, while i was finishing my repair, customer says "you can tell we're living in the time of the end according to the bible"... we were talking about barrack and current events.

of course that tweaked my ears..."why you say that"?

"look at the violence" she replies.

Devilsnok

Damn, shes going to go off and report that time now! Just say No to informal witnessing :)

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The Bible Dinosaur

by Devilsnok in

jw
friends

anyone remember the picture of the dinosaur that used to be on the inside cover of the green bible?

has anyone got a scan / picture of it please?.

matt.

Devilsnok

James-woods wrote;

They would go to great length pointing out certain species of true fish (like the whale shark) that could perhaps swallaw a man. None of these, according to my little handbook "fishes of the world" appeared to swallow men whole, vomit them back up, or even live the the mediterranean sea.
When questioned on that, the standard answer was "just believe it - Jehovah could have provided a special fish for this one occasion."

The NWT says; "Now Jehovah appointed a great fish to swallow Jo´nah, so that Jo´nah came to be in the inward parts of the fish three days and three nights."

A lot of other translations use the word "prepared" instead of "annointed" which has probably lead to the belief of those coming into the the truth from other religions that Jehovah somehow magically changed some big fish so that it could specifically swallow Jonah.

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The Bible Dinosaur

by Devilsnok in

jw
friends

anyone remember the picture of the dinosaur that used to be on the inside cover of the green bible?

has anyone got a scan / picture of it please?.

matt.

Devilsnok

Re the story of Jonah,

We were all taught that that was true and we all knew of these stories of sailors being swallowed by whales, a quick search on the internet will turn up these stories but then you can also find "true" storys of smurf dolls coming to life and running out of kingdom halls...

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